Whitney Cummings

I know.

You run eight businesses. It's weird. I have this like I'm sorry to be annoying. And maybe this is because I just had a kid. And I like go to like once you have a kid and you see you're like, wait, everyone started like this. I know. Isn't that weird? You're like, what happened?

You run eight businesses. It's weird. I have this like I'm sorry to be annoying. And maybe this is because I just had a kid. And I like go to like once you have a kid and you see you're like, wait, everyone started like this. I know. Isn't that weird? You're like, what happened?

You run eight businesses. It's weird. I have this like I'm sorry to be annoying. And maybe this is because I just had a kid. And I like go to like once you have a kid and you see you're like, wait, everyone started like this. I know. Isn't that weird? You're like, what happened?

And so I don't know. Like the Lamas thing, I guess he's got a trans kid, right? Oh.

And so I don't know. Like the Lamas thing, I guess he's got a trans kid, right? Oh.

And so I don't know. Like the Lamas thing, I guess he's got a trans kid, right? Oh.

My thing is more, how come everyone he procreates with looks like an alien?

My thing is more, how come everyone he procreates with looks like an alien?

My thing is more, how come everyone he procreates with looks like an alien?

I genuinely was like, you know what? Before I had a kid, I was like, let me just ask Rogan. Because it seemed Amber Heard, everyone seemed to be having a kid with Elon Musk. I was like, this seems like a good retirement plan. And I was going to be like, Rogan, hook me up with Elon Musk. Let's meet him at the mother's house. You know what I mean?

I genuinely was like, you know what? Before I had a kid, I was like, let me just ask Rogan. Because it seemed Amber Heard, everyone seemed to be having a kid with Elon Musk. I was like, this seems like a good retirement plan. And I was going to be like, Rogan, hook me up with Elon Musk. Let's meet him at the mother's house. You know what I mean?

I genuinely was like, you know what? Before I had a kid, I was like, let me just ask Rogan. Because it seemed Amber Heard, everyone seemed to be having a kid with Elon Musk. I was like, this seems like a good retirement plan. And I was going to be like, Rogan, hook me up with Elon Musk. Let's meet him at the mother's house. You know what I mean?

And then I was like, oh, my eyes are way too close together for this guy. I mean, the women he dates, they are like the goldfish eyeballs. He wants to procreate with an alien, 100%. That's his king. But but I don't know. It's like, don't you think it's all just like addiction? Like, sure. You know what I mean? God complex. There's that. Procreating or like being on Twitter all day.

And then I was like, oh, my eyes are way too close together for this guy. I mean, the women he dates, they are like the goldfish eyeballs. He wants to procreate with an alien, 100%. That's his king. But but I don't know. It's like, don't you think it's all just like addiction? Like, sure. You know what I mean? God complex. There's that. Procreating or like being on Twitter all day.

And then I was like, oh, my eyes are way too close together for this guy. I mean, the women he dates, they are like the goldfish eyeballs. He wants to procreate with an alien, 100%. That's his king. But but I don't know. It's like, don't you think it's all just like addiction? Like, sure. You know what I mean? God complex. There's that. Procreating or like being on Twitter all day.

Like everyone's got some.

Like everyone's got some.

Like everyone's got some.

Look at that.