Whitney Cummings

I genuinely was like, you know what? Before I had a kid, I was like, let me just ask Rogan. Because it seemed Amber Heard, everyone seemed to be having a kid with Elon Musk. I was like, this seems like a good retirement plan. And I was going to be like, Rogan, hook me up with Elon Musk. Let's meet him at the mother's house. You know what I mean?

I genuinely was like, you know what? Before I had a kid, I was like, let me just ask Rogan. Because it seemed Amber Heard, everyone seemed to be having a kid with Elon Musk. I was like, this seems like a good retirement plan. And I was going to be like, Rogan, hook me up with Elon Musk. Let's meet him at the mother's house. You know what I mean?

And then I was like, oh, my eyes are way too close together for this guy. I mean, the women he dates, they are like the goldfish eyeballs. He wants to procreate with an alien, 100%. That's his king. But but I don't know. It's like, don't you think it's all just like addiction? Like, sure. You know what I mean? God complex. There's that. Procreating or like being on Twitter all day.

And then I was like, oh, my eyes are way too close together for this guy. I mean, the women he dates, they are like the goldfish eyeballs. He wants to procreate with an alien, 100%. That's his king. But but I don't know. It's like, don't you think it's all just like addiction? Like, sure. You know what I mean? God complex. There's that. Procreating or like being on Twitter all day.

And then I was like, oh, my eyes are way too close together for this guy. I mean, the women he dates, they are like the goldfish eyeballs. He wants to procreate with an alien, 100%. That's his king. But but I don't know. It's like, don't you think it's all just like addiction? Like, sure. You know what I mean? God complex. There's that. Procreating or like being on Twitter all day.

Like everyone's got some.

Like everyone's got some.

Like everyone's got some.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that.

I need to have kids so they can go work. And that's how, that's why having kids started. It was like, we have a farm. I need kids to help.

I need to have kids so they can go work. And that's how, that's why having kids started. It was like, we have a farm. I need kids to help.

I need to have kids so they can go work. And that's how, that's why having kids started. It was like, we have a farm. I need kids to help.

But then you also go like, oh, this guy has everything. Yes. Still needs meaning in his life. Like it's not working. Right. You see someone get successful and you're like, oh, that didn't work. If I was Elon Musk and had a billion dollars, you would never see me again.

But then you also go like, oh, this guy has everything. Yes. Still needs meaning in his life. Like it's not working. Right. You see someone get successful and you're like, oh, that didn't work. If I was Elon Musk and had a billion dollars, you would never see me again.

But then you also go like, oh, this guy has everything. Yes. Still needs meaning in his life. Like it's not working. Right. You see someone get successful and you're like, oh, that didn't work. If I was Elon Musk and had a billion dollars, you would never see me again.

You would never see me again.

You would never see me again.

You would never see me again.