Whitney Cummings

Okay, for the dad or for her?

For a registry?

For a registry?

For a registry?

A coat hanger. Okay. Nice. I mean, honestly, probably something from the registry. Sure. And then a shit ton of burp cloths. Just burp cloths. Burp cloths. Oh, burp. Burp cloths. That's just for Mark. Or honestly, I would say, like, real talk, like, just bring them food a couple days after the baby's born.

A coat hanger. Okay. Nice. I mean, honestly, probably something from the registry. Sure. And then a shit ton of burp cloths. Just burp cloths. Burp cloths. Oh, burp. Burp cloths. That's just for Mark. Or honestly, I would say, like, real talk, like, just bring them food a couple days after the baby's born.

A coat hanger. Okay. Nice. I mean, honestly, probably something from the registry. Sure. And then a shit ton of burp cloths. Just burp cloths. Burp cloths. Oh, burp. Burp cloths. That's just for Mark. Or honestly, I would say, like, real talk, like, just bring them food a couple days after the baby's born.

Some shit like that. You know what I mean? Like a gift card. You get so many gifts that you have to fucking unwrap that have things on them that you can't.

Some shit like that. You know what I mean? Like a gift card. You get so many gifts that you have to fucking unwrap that have things on them that you can't.

Some shit like that. You know what I mean? Like a gift card. You get so many gifts that you have to fucking unwrap that have things on them that you can't.

But all the dude wants is the Wiz.

But all the dude wants is the Wiz.

But all the dude wants is the Wiz.

Once I had a kid, I realized why China won fair and square. You're just Chinese trash all day long. It's all you're doing is ordering Chinese trash. You're going to start to get paranoid about it. And because it's just China, China, China.

Once I had a kid, I realized why China won fair and square. You're just Chinese trash all day long. It's all you're doing is ordering Chinese trash. You're going to start to get paranoid about it. And because it's just China, China, China.

Once I had a kid, I realized why China won fair and square. You're just Chinese trash all day long. It's all you're doing is ordering Chinese trash. You're going to start to get paranoid about it. And because it's just China, China, China.

What's that?

What's that?

What's that?

Stuff. Just the toys and the socks and the thing and the bottle. Everything's made in China, made in China. And you're so tired. You start being like, dude, are the stuffed animals or the eyeballs cameras? Can you just look? Like you start getting like, dude, China is everywhere. And you're like live streaming your baby on all these like apps. And you're just like, where's this footage going?