Whitney Cummings

Stuff. Just the toys and the socks and the thing and the bottle. Everything's made in China, made in China. And you're so tired. You start being like, dude, are the stuffed animals or the eyeballs cameras? Can you just look? Like you start getting like, dude, China is everywhere. And you're like live streaming your baby on all these like apps. And you're just like, where's this footage going?

Stuff. Just the toys and the socks and the thing and the bottle. Everything's made in China, made in China. And you're so tired. You start being like, dude, are the stuffed animals or the eyeballs cameras? Can you just look? Like you start getting like, dude, China is everywhere. And you're like live streaming your baby on all these like apps. And you're just like, where's this footage going?

Like I got like in a deep wormhole about China and all the baby products.

Like I got like in a deep wormhole about China and all the baby products.

Like I got like in a deep wormhole about China and all the baby products.

By the way, the products they send over here, like, I think that's kind of the intention too. You're like, don't put that in your mouth. Oh my God.

By the way, the products they send over here, like, I think that's kind of the intention too. You're like, don't put that in your mouth. Oh my God.

By the way, the products they send over here, like, I think that's kind of the intention too. You're like, don't put that in your mouth. Oh my God.

And by the way, TikTok, aren't they not allowed to watch TikTok that's just silly? It's all like achievement based. Science.

And by the way, TikTok, aren't they not allowed to watch TikTok that's just silly? It's all like achievement based. Science.

And by the way, TikTok, aren't they not allowed to watch TikTok that's just silly? It's all like achievement based. Science.

Love it, dude, because that nesting comes in. Ooh, I loved being pregnant. Really?

Love it, dude, because that nesting comes in. Ooh, I loved being pregnant. Really?

Love it, dude, because that nesting comes in. Ooh, I loved being pregnant. Really?

The problem is Rosebud became as wide as she was tall. I mean, being like small, like she's such a tank. She's so strong. But like that baby, I mean, the baby is taller than her now. I mean, like you see Minnow, it's like, you're like, you know, so, and she, I induced at 39 weeks, which you can do. What does that mean? Because after 39 weeks, the baby's organs are all cooked, you know?

The problem is Rosebud became as wide as she was tall. I mean, being like small, like she's such a tank. She's so strong. But like that baby, I mean, the baby is taller than her now. I mean, like you see Minnow, it's like, you're like, you know, so, and she, I induced at 39 weeks, which you can do. What does that mean? Because after 39 weeks, the baby's organs are all cooked, you know?

The problem is Rosebud became as wide as she was tall. I mean, being like small, like she's such a tank. She's so strong. But like that baby, I mean, the baby is taller than her now. I mean, like you see Minnow, it's like, you're like, you know, so, and she, I induced at 39 weeks, which you can do. What does that mean? Because after 39 weeks, the baby's organs are all cooked, you know?

And it sounds like I'm an adrenochrome chef. But the organs are all ready, so they're just gaining weight after that. And I really wanted to do it vaginally for a bunch of reasons. So I induced it 39 weeks.

And it sounds like I'm an adrenochrome chef. But the organs are all ready, so they're just gaining weight after that. And I really wanted to do it vaginally for a bunch of reasons. So I induced it 39 weeks.

And it sounds like I'm an adrenochrome chef. But the organs are all ready, so they're just gaining weight after that. And I really wanted to do it vaginally for a bunch of reasons. So I induced it 39 weeks.