Whitney Cummings

Love it, dude, because that nesting comes in. Ooh, I loved being pregnant. Really?

Love it, dude, because that nesting comes in. Ooh, I loved being pregnant. Really?

Love it, dude, because that nesting comes in. Ooh, I loved being pregnant. Really?

The problem is Rosebud became as wide as she was tall. I mean, being like small, like she's such a tank. She's so strong. But like that baby, I mean, the baby is taller than her now. I mean, like you see Minnow, it's like, you're like, you know, so, and she, I induced at 39 weeks, which you can do. What does that mean? Because after 39 weeks, the baby's organs are all cooked, you know?

The problem is Rosebud became as wide as she was tall. I mean, being like small, like she's such a tank. She's so strong. But like that baby, I mean, the baby is taller than her now. I mean, like you see Minnow, it's like, you're like, you know, so, and she, I induced at 39 weeks, which you can do. What does that mean? Because after 39 weeks, the baby's organs are all cooked, you know?

The problem is Rosebud became as wide as she was tall. I mean, being like small, like she's such a tank. She's so strong. But like that baby, I mean, the baby is taller than her now. I mean, like you see Minnow, it's like, you're like, you know, so, and she, I induced at 39 weeks, which you can do. What does that mean? Because after 39 weeks, the baby's organs are all cooked, you know?

And it sounds like I'm an adrenochrome chef. But the organs are all ready, so they're just gaining weight after that. And I really wanted to do it vaginally for a bunch of reasons. So I induced it 39 weeks.

And it sounds like I'm an adrenochrome chef. But the organs are all ready, so they're just gaining weight after that. And I really wanted to do it vaginally for a bunch of reasons. So I induced it 39 weeks.

And it sounds like I'm an adrenochrome chef. But the organs are all ready, so they're just gaining weight after that. And I really wanted to do it vaginally for a bunch of reasons. So I induced it 39 weeks.

So many holes to choose from. And so Rosebud let it go. I was like, go induce. But she had the baby. Remember when there was those gnarly floods in New York City? Yes. Like her water broke and then the city flooded. But she just went to the hospital and finally they would induce it.

So many holes to choose from. And so Rosebud let it go. I was like, go induce. But she had the baby. Remember when there was those gnarly floods in New York City? Yes. Like her water broke and then the city flooded. But she just went to the hospital and finally they would induce it.

So many holes to choose from. And so Rosebud let it go. I was like, go induce. But she had the baby. Remember when there was those gnarly floods in New York City? Yes. Like her water broke and then the city flooded. But she just went to the hospital and finally they would induce it.

That is such a trip.

That is such a trip.

That is such a trip.

When you're a comic and you've flown a middle seat on Southwest for as long as we have, a baby is not that big. Come on. It's not.

When you're a comic and you've flown a middle seat on Southwest for as long as we have, a baby is not that big. Come on. It's not.

When you're a comic and you've flown a middle seat on Southwest for as long as we have, a baby is not that big. Come on. It's not.

You're on drugs. I mean, you're not doing like a home birth.

You're on drugs. I mean, you're not doing like a home birth.