Whitney Cummings

So many holes to choose from. And so Rosebud let it go. I was like, go induce. But she had the baby. Remember when there was those gnarly floods in New York City? Yes. Like her water broke and then the city flooded. But she just went to the hospital and finally they would induce it.

So many holes to choose from. And so Rosebud let it go. I was like, go induce. But she had the baby. Remember when there was those gnarly floods in New York City? Yes. Like her water broke and then the city flooded. But she just went to the hospital and finally they would induce it.

So many holes to choose from. And so Rosebud let it go. I was like, go induce. But she had the baby. Remember when there was those gnarly floods in New York City? Yes. Like her water broke and then the city flooded. But she just went to the hospital and finally they would induce it.

That is such a trip.

That is such a trip.

That is such a trip.

When you're a comic and you've flown a middle seat on Southwest for as long as we have, a baby is not that big. Come on. It's not.

When you're a comic and you've flown a middle seat on Southwest for as long as we have, a baby is not that big. Come on. It's not.

When you're a comic and you've flown a middle seat on Southwest for as long as we have, a baby is not that big. Come on. It's not.

You're on drugs. I mean, you're not doing like a home birth.

You're on drugs. I mean, you're not doing like a home birth.

You're on drugs. I mean, you're not doing like a home birth.

You know, it's so funny people say that.

You know, it's so funny people say that.

You know, it's so funny people say that.

You know what? I've definitely gone on stage maybe after smoking a little weed. Never a pill? No. Really? I love that people think I take pills. I've only taken- I mean, I've done it.

You know what? I've definitely gone on stage maybe after smoking a little weed. Never a pill? No. Really? I love that people think I take pills. I've only taken- I mean, I've done it.

You know what? I've definitely gone on stage maybe after smoking a little weed. Never a pill? No. Really? I love that people think I take pills. I've only taken- I mean, I've done it.

I don't do it because I'm too afraid that I'd be better.

I don't do it because I'm too afraid that I'd be better.