Whitney Cummings

You're on drugs. I mean, you're not doing like a home birth.

You know, it's so funny people say that.

You know, it's so funny people say that.

You know, it's so funny people say that.

You know what? I've definitely gone on stage maybe after smoking a little weed. Never a pill? No. Really? I love that people think I take pills. I've only taken- I mean, I've done it.

You know what? I've definitely gone on stage maybe after smoking a little weed. Never a pill? No. Really? I love that people think I take pills. I've only taken- I mean, I've done it.

You know what? I've definitely gone on stage maybe after smoking a little weed. Never a pill? No. Really? I love that people think I take pills. I've only taken- I mean, I've done it.

I don't do it because I'm too afraid that I'd be better.

I don't do it because I'm too afraid that I'd be better.

I don't do it because I'm too afraid that I'd be better.

I know that people, I mean, yeah, it would probably chill me out a little bit. I'm so manic. I've done a muscle relaxer on stage.

I know that people, I mean, yeah, it would probably chill me out a little bit. I'm so manic. I've done a muscle relaxer on stage.

I know that people, I mean, yeah, it would probably chill me out a little bit. I'm so manic. I've done a muscle relaxer on stage.

Dude, I remember, do you ever have things that stuck with you and changed your life forever, but it was just a tiny thing that you saw? There was a YouTube video of a comic, I'm just not going to name him if you want to find, a comic who was, I think, on something on stage, and he repeated the same joke he had already told.

Dude, I remember, do you ever have things that stuck with you and changed your life forever, but it was just a tiny thing that you saw? There was a YouTube video of a comic, I'm just not going to name him if you want to find, a comic who was, I think, on something on stage, and he repeated the same joke he had already told.

Dude, I remember, do you ever have things that stuck with you and changed your life forever, but it was just a tiny thing that you saw? There was a YouTube video of a comic, I'm just not going to name him if you want to find, a comic who was, I think, on something on stage, and he repeated the same joke he had already told.

It was like a YouTube. It might have been from like a club or something.

It was like a YouTube. It might have been from like a club or something.

It was like a YouTube. It might have been from like a club or something.

You can guess who it is. Yeah, and I just was like, that's my nightmare. Uh-huh.