Whitney Cummings

I don't do it because I'm too afraid that I'd be better.

I know that people, I mean, yeah, it would probably chill me out a little bit. I'm so manic. I've done a muscle relaxer on stage.

I know that people, I mean, yeah, it would probably chill me out a little bit. I'm so manic. I've done a muscle relaxer on stage.

I know that people, I mean, yeah, it would probably chill me out a little bit. I'm so manic. I've done a muscle relaxer on stage.

Dude, I remember, do you ever have things that stuck with you and changed your life forever, but it was just a tiny thing that you saw? There was a YouTube video of a comic, I'm just not going to name him if you want to find, a comic who was, I think, on something on stage, and he repeated the same joke he had already told.

Dude, I remember, do you ever have things that stuck with you and changed your life forever, but it was just a tiny thing that you saw? There was a YouTube video of a comic, I'm just not going to name him if you want to find, a comic who was, I think, on something on stage, and he repeated the same joke he had already told.

Dude, I remember, do you ever have things that stuck with you and changed your life forever, but it was just a tiny thing that you saw? There was a YouTube video of a comic, I'm just not going to name him if you want to find, a comic who was, I think, on something on stage, and he repeated the same joke he had already told.

It was like a YouTube. It might have been from like a club or something.

It was like a YouTube. It might have been from like a club or something.

It was like a YouTube. It might have been from like a club or something.

You can guess who it is. Yeah, and I just was like, that's my nightmare. Uh-huh.

You can guess who it is. Yeah, and I just was like, that's my nightmare. Uh-huh.

You can guess who it is. Yeah, and I just was like, that's my nightmare. Uh-huh.

and i just remember going like if i ever do that i will blow my head off like that's just that's my nightmare of like cringe and then like i love nick swartz and he just was in aspen or wherever in colorado and took something to altitude like that's my nightmare you know so i just i've never done a job but nick took it well i mean he was funny in his response of course he was i love him like but the altitude dude does fucking get you in colorado so no it's funny oh it does like you have a few beers there and you're like oh yeah oh yeah

and i just remember going like if i ever do that i will blow my head off like that's just that's my nightmare of like cringe and then like i love nick swartz and he just was in aspen or wherever in colorado and took something to altitude like that's my nightmare you know so i just i've never done a job but nick took it well i mean he was funny in his response of course he was i love him like but the altitude dude does fucking get you in colorado so no it's funny oh it does like you have a few beers there and you're like oh yeah oh yeah

and i just remember going like if i ever do that i will blow my head off like that's just that's my nightmare of like cringe and then like i love nick swartz and he just was in aspen or wherever in colorado and took something to altitude like that's my nightmare you know so i just i've never done a job but nick took it well i mean he was funny in his response of course he was i love him like but the altitude dude does fucking get you in colorado so no it's funny oh it does like you have a few beers there and you're like oh yeah oh yeah

Well, I definitely during the pandemic, like weed had just become legal in California. We were in the pandemic. I was like, fuck it. Like, I never smoke weed. I was always the nerd that like never did anything because I came from an alcoholic home. I always had to be the sober person. So by the time the pandemic rolled around, I was like, I'm gonna have blue hair and like just do edibles.

Well, I definitely during the pandemic, like weed had just become legal in California. We were in the pandemic. I was like, fuck it. Like, I never smoke weed. I was always the nerd that like never did anything because I came from an alcoholic home. I always had to be the sober person. So by the time the pandemic rolled around, I was like, I'm gonna have blue hair and like just do edibles.

Well, I definitely during the pandemic, like weed had just become legal in California. We were in the pandemic. I was like, fuck it. Like, I never smoke weed. I was always the nerd that like never did anything because I came from an alcoholic home. I always had to be the sober person. So by the time the pandemic rolled around, I was like, I'm gonna have blue hair and like just do edibles.

I think the first time we met, I was fully like on edibles. And I was like, fuck it. And then, you know, let's make podcasts interesting. Why not? That was wild. No one wants to hear us talk about our f***ing stuff.