Whitney Cummings

Oh, I haven't slept with comics.

Never.

Never.

Never.

Well, there's one who's like a comic actor and does stand up.

Well, there's one who's like a comic actor and does stand up.

Well, there's one who's like a comic actor and does stand up.

I'm not doing this.

I'm not doing this.

I'm not doing this.

That's not what I said to him. I said, I am definitely doing this.

That's not what I said to him. I said, I am definitely doing this.

That's not what I said to him. I said, I am definitely doing this.

Good for him, by the way. Getting to fuck you?

Good for him, by the way. Getting to fuck you?

Good for him, by the way. Getting to fuck you?

Alanis Morissette was blowing him in a movie theater. I would give him a shot. He was doing something right.

Alanis Morissette was blowing him in a movie theater. I would give him a shot. He was doing something right.

Alanis Morissette was blowing him in a movie theater. I would give him a shot. He was doing something right.

So who told you about my- I got an abortion.