Whitney Cummings

I'm not doing this.

That's not what I said to him. I said, I am definitely doing this.

That's not what I said to him. I said, I am definitely doing this.

That's not what I said to him. I said, I am definitely doing this.

Good for him, by the way. Getting to fuck you?

Good for him, by the way. Getting to fuck you?

Good for him, by the way. Getting to fuck you?

Alanis Morissette was blowing him in a movie theater. I would give him a shot. He was doing something right.

Alanis Morissette was blowing him in a movie theater. I would give him a shot. He was doing something right.

Alanis Morissette was blowing him in a movie theater. I would give him a shot. He was doing something right.

So who told you about my- I got an abortion.

So who told you about my- I got an abortion.

So who told you about my- I got an abortion.

What was the other one? Have mercy. Oh, have mercy. That was Stamos. Who told you that?

What was the other one? Have mercy. Oh, have mercy. That was Stamos. Who told you that?

What was the other one? Have mercy. Oh, have mercy. That was Stamos. Who told you that?

There's something about, I don't know, some Darwinian instinct where it was like comics like instantly feels like it would feel like incest or something.

There's something about, I don't know, some Darwinian instinct where it was like comics like instantly feels like it would feel like incest or something.

There's something about, I don't know, some Darwinian instinct where it was like comics like instantly feels like it would feel like incest or something.

Yeah.