Whitney Cummings

So who told you about my- I got an abortion.

So who told you about my- I got an abortion.

What was the other one? Have mercy. Oh, have mercy. That was Stamos. Who told you that?

What was the other one? Have mercy. Oh, have mercy. That was Stamos. Who told you that?

What was the other one? Have mercy. Oh, have mercy. That was Stamos. Who told you that?

There's something about, I don't know, some Darwinian instinct where it was like comics like instantly feels like it would feel like incest or something.

There's something about, I don't know, some Darwinian instinct where it was like comics like instantly feels like it would feel like incest or something.

There's something about, I don't know, some Darwinian instinct where it was like comics like instantly feels like it would feel like incest or something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's why everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. Well, bye. Bye? No, I did try to be gay for a minute. It didn't take. It's just that, like, the men in L.A. are so effeminate at this point. It's like dating a woman. What's the greatest thing you can do? Pretty hard. Really? No, I dated a girl for a while. Like, you know.

That's why everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. Well, bye. Bye? No, I did try to be gay for a minute. It didn't take. It's just that, like, the men in L.A. are so effeminate at this point. It's like dating a woman. What's the greatest thing you can do? Pretty hard. Really? No, I dated a girl for a while. Like, you know.

That's why everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. Well, bye. Bye? No, I did try to be gay for a minute. It didn't take. It's just that, like, the men in L.A. are so effeminate at this point. It's like dating a woman. What's the greatest thing you can do? Pretty hard. Really? No, I dated a girl for a while. Like, you know.

welcome to ladies i'm like like embarrassingly straight like my guy is like is his like he'll have like a hair coming out of a mole on his back and i'm like like i'm like it's what i love it that's funny my wife's the same way i had a unibrow going which i didn't notice she was like that's hot i'm like this is hot holy because it's i didn't notice i didn't even know i had it she was like i like that you don't even know that you're gross

welcome to ladies i'm like like embarrassingly straight like my guy is like is his like he'll have like a hair coming out of a mole on his back and i'm like like i'm like it's what i love it that's funny my wife's the same way i had a unibrow going which i didn't notice she was like that's hot i'm like this is hot holy because it's i didn't notice i didn't even know i had it she was like i like that you don't even know that you're gross

welcome to ladies i'm like like embarrassingly straight like my guy is like is his like he'll have like a hair coming out of a mole on his back and i'm like like i'm like it's what i love it that's funny my wife's the same way i had a unibrow going which i didn't notice she was like that's hot i'm like this is hot holy because it's i didn't notice i didn't even know i had it she was like i like that you don't even know that you're gross

I don't think it's all women, all men. I think it's when it's the right person. When it's the wrong person, you're like, you should wax your chest. It's like, no, we just shouldn't be together. This isn't right. Do you know what I mean? When you're trying to change someone in any capacity, it's just not the right person. Interesting.

I don't think it's all women, all men. I think it's when it's the right person. When it's the wrong person, you're like, you should wax your chest. It's like, no, we just shouldn't be together. This isn't right. Do you know what I mean? When you're trying to change someone in any capacity, it's just not the right person. Interesting.

I don't think it's all women, all men. I think it's when it's the right person. When it's the wrong person, you're like, you should wax your chest. It's like, no, we just shouldn't be together. This isn't right. Do you know what I mean? When you're trying to change someone in any capacity, it's just not the right person. Interesting.