Whitney Cummings
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That's why everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. Well, bye. Bye? No, I did try to be gay for a minute. It didn't take. It's just that, like, the men in L.A. are so effeminate at this point. It's like dating a woman. What's the greatest thing you can do? Pretty hard. Really? No, I dated a girl for a while. Like, you know.
That's why everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. Well, bye. Bye? No, I did try to be gay for a minute. It didn't take. It's just that, like, the men in L.A. are so effeminate at this point. It's like dating a woman. What's the greatest thing you can do? Pretty hard. Really? No, I dated a girl for a while. Like, you know.
That's why everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. Well, bye. Bye? No, I did try to be gay for a minute. It didn't take. It's just that, like, the men in L.A. are so effeminate at this point. It's like dating a woman. What's the greatest thing you can do? Pretty hard. Really? No, I dated a girl for a while. Like, you know.
welcome to ladies i'm like like embarrassingly straight like my guy is like is his like he'll have like a hair coming out of a mole on his back and i'm like like i'm like it's what i love it that's funny my wife's the same way i had a unibrow going which i didn't notice she was like that's hot i'm like this is hot holy because it's i didn't notice i didn't even know i had it she was like i like that you don't even know that you're gross
welcome to ladies i'm like like embarrassingly straight like my guy is like is his like he'll have like a hair coming out of a mole on his back and i'm like like i'm like it's what i love it that's funny my wife's the same way i had a unibrow going which i didn't notice she was like that's hot i'm like this is hot holy because it's i didn't notice i didn't even know i had it she was like i like that you don't even know that you're gross
welcome to ladies i'm like like embarrassingly straight like my guy is like is his like he'll have like a hair coming out of a mole on his back and i'm like like i'm like it's what i love it that's funny my wife's the same way i had a unibrow going which i didn't notice she was like that's hot i'm like this is hot holy because it's i didn't notice i didn't even know i had it she was like i like that you don't even know that you're gross
I don't think it's all women, all men. I think it's when it's the right person. When it's the wrong person, you're like, you should wax your chest. It's like, no, we just shouldn't be together. This isn't right. Do you know what I mean? When you're trying to change someone in any capacity, it's just not the right person. Interesting.
I don't think it's all women, all men. I think it's when it's the right person. When it's the wrong person, you're like, you should wax your chest. It's like, no, we just shouldn't be together. This isn't right. Do you know what I mean? When you're trying to change someone in any capacity, it's just not the right person. Interesting.
I don't think it's all women, all men. I think it's when it's the right person. When it's the wrong person, you're like, you should wax your chest. It's like, no, we just shouldn't be together. This isn't right. Do you know what I mean? When you're trying to change someone in any capacity, it's just not the right person. Interesting.
Why would a woman... That is... She's gay. I don't know what that... Or a pedophile. I don't know what she is. Right.
Why would a woman... That is... She's gay. I don't know what that... Or a pedophile. I don't know what she is. Right.
Why would a woman... That is... She's gay. I don't know what that... Or a pedophile. I don't know what she is. Right.
See? See? That's the one. See, there's something crazy about me.
See? See? That's the one. See, there's something crazy about me.
See? See? That's the one. See, there's something crazy about me.