Whitney Cummings

Why would a woman... That is... She's gay. I don't know what that... Or a pedophile. I don't know what she is. Right.

Why would a woman... That is... She's gay. I don't know what that... Or a pedophile. I don't know what she is. Right.

Why would a woman... That is... She's gay. I don't know what that... Or a pedophile. I don't know what she is. Right.

Yeah. Okay, see?

Yeah. Okay, see?

Yeah. Okay, see?

See? See? That's the one. See, there's something crazy about me.

See? See? That's the one. See, there's something crazy about me.

See? See? That's the one. See, there's something crazy about me.

But it's also, it's like, you guys aren't allowed to make us do things we don't want to do. Why do we get to make you shave your chest? Good point.

But it's also, it's like, you guys aren't allowed to make us do things we don't want to do. Why do we get to make you shave your chest? Good point.

But it's also, it's like, you guys aren't allowed to make us do things we don't want to do. Why do we get to make you shave your chest? Good point.

But you're so clearly a stubble guy.

But you're so clearly a stubble guy.

But you're so clearly a stubble guy.

That's going to be so uncomfortable. She's going to have nipple burn.

That's going to be so uncomfortable. She's going to have nipple burn.

That's going to be so uncomfortable. She's going to have nipple burn.

I just assume you do missionary. That was rude. I'm sorry. You know what I mean? I'm boring. Yeah, she's going to have a bloody forehead trying to blow you. I don't know. I'm big on I want you as... As is.

I just assume you do missionary. That was rude. I'm sorry. You know what I mean? I'm boring. Yeah, she's going to have a bloody forehead trying to blow you. I don't know. I'm big on I want you as... As is.