Whitney Cummings

I just assume you do missionary. That was rude. I'm sorry. You know what I mean? I'm boring. Yeah, she's going to have a bloody forehead trying to blow you. I don't know. I'm big on I want you as... As is.

And if I want to change you, then it's like, we're just not a match.

And if I want to change you, then it's like, we're just not a match.

And if I want to change you, then it's like, we're just not a match.

I love in your, like your impression, you're like, you walk like this. Like you're just doing river dance down the street.

I love in your, like your impression, you're like, you walk like this. Like you're just doing river dance down the street.

I love in your, like your impression, you're like, you walk like this. Like you're just doing river dance down the street.

Yeah, we do.

Yeah, we do.

Yeah, we do.

Where are you on? So you've been married, what, two years?

Where are you on? So you've been married, what, two years?

Where are you on? So you've been married, what, two years?

So what starts happening? Because it seems like you're doing more whoopee. Well... oh shit oh was Ari on the podcast by the way who cleans up the shit

So what starts happening? Because it seems like you're doing more whoopee. Well... oh shit oh was Ari on the podcast by the way who cleans up the shit

So what starts happening? Because it seems like you're doing more whoopee. Well... oh shit oh was Ari on the podcast by the way who cleans up the shit

You cleaned up Ari's shit?

You cleaned up Ari's shit?

You cleaned up Ari's shit?

Because you know when it's like strippers, like all the dollar bills are on the ground and then at the end the song's over and you have to watch her pick them up. You're like, oh God. Like someone had to clean up that shit.