Whitney Cummings

What are you doing? Perfectly put. But I don't think any good comics do that.

The same way good skateboarders would be like, don't do that because I can't do it.

The same way good skateboarders would be like, don't do that because I can't do it.

The same way good skateboarders would be like, don't do that because I can't do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you think there was always comics that did that? Like, remember, didn't Bill Cosby call up Eddie Murphy and say you're too dirty or something?

Do you think there was always comics that did that? Like, remember, didn't Bill Cosby call up Eddie Murphy and say you're too dirty or something?

Do you think there was always comics that did that? Like, remember, didn't Bill Cosby call up Eddie Murphy and say you're too dirty or something?

We all know Cosby was sort of the true north of morality. Yeah. But I just mean, like, when you're telling other people to behave better, you're just revealing yourself. Whenever someone's like, you shouldn't make jokes about this. I'm like, what are you up to? Yeah. You need to like be self-righteous openly.

We all know Cosby was sort of the true north of morality. Yeah. But I just mean, like, when you're telling other people to behave better, you're just revealing yourself. Whenever someone's like, you shouldn't make jokes about this. I'm like, what are you up to? Yeah. You need to like be self-righteous openly.

We all know Cosby was sort of the true north of morality. Yeah. But I just mean, like, when you're telling other people to behave better, you're just revealing yourself. Whenever someone's like, you shouldn't make jokes about this. I'm like, what are you up to? Yeah. You need to like be self-righteous openly.

I'm literally at the point if anyone is like pious or self-righteous openly and like what comes off perfect. I'm like, show me the tunnels in your house. Like even at this point, I'm like chair.

I'm literally at the point if anyone is like pious or self-righteous openly and like what comes off perfect. I'm like, show me the tunnels in your house. Like even at this point, I'm like chair.

I'm literally at the point if anyone is like pious or self-righteous openly and like what comes off perfect. I'm like, show me the tunnels in your house. Like even at this point, I'm like chair.

No, Diddy had tunnels too. Diddy had tunnels too. And Hamas. That went to the... Oh, yeah. That went to Hugh Hefner's house, maybe. Is that right? Dude, Jaguar Wright is my spirit animal. Am I allowed to say that? Jaguar Wright used to sing for... Dude, back in the day... Who's that? It's so crazy. So she sang for The Roots. She's been in a bunch of bands. But back in the day, when like...

No, Diddy had tunnels too. Diddy had tunnels too. And Hamas. That went to the... Oh, yeah. That went to Hugh Hefner's house, maybe. Is that right? Dude, Jaguar Wright is my spirit animal. Am I allowed to say that? Jaguar Wright used to sing for... Dude, back in the day... Who's that? It's so crazy. So she sang for The Roots. She's been in a bunch of bands. But back in the day, when like...

No, Diddy had tunnels too. Diddy had tunnels too. And Hamas. That went to the... Oh, yeah. That went to Hugh Hefner's house, maybe. Is that right? Dude, Jaguar Wright is my spirit animal. Am I allowed to say that? Jaguar Wright used to sing for... Dude, back in the day... Who's that? It's so crazy. So she sang for The Roots. She's been in a bunch of bands. But back in the day, when like...

gorgeous singers couldn't sing that well, they would get other people to sing their lyrics, like truth about cats and dogs, but like music. And then they would like get paid 500 bucks to sing the lyrics. And then they get some like hot girl to pretend they were singing it. I think Jennifer Lopez did this quite a bit apparently. And so Jack.