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Whitney Cummings

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1964 total appearances

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We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

We all know Cosby was sort of the true north of morality. Yeah. But I just mean, like, when you're telling other people to behave better, you're just revealing yourself. Whenever someone's like, you shouldn't make jokes about this. I'm like, what are you up to? Yeah. You need to like be self-righteous openly.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

We all know Cosby was sort of the true north of morality. Yeah. But I just mean, like, when you're telling other people to behave better, you're just revealing yourself. Whenever someone's like, you shouldn't make jokes about this. I'm like, what are you up to? Yeah. You need to like be self-righteous openly.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

I'm literally at the point if anyone is like pious or self-righteous openly and like what comes off perfect. I'm like, show me the tunnels in your house. Like even at this point, I'm like chair.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

I'm literally at the point if anyone is like pious or self-righteous openly and like what comes off perfect. I'm like, show me the tunnels in your house. Like even at this point, I'm like chair.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

I'm literally at the point if anyone is like pious or self-righteous openly and like what comes off perfect. I'm like, show me the tunnels in your house. Like even at this point, I'm like chair.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

No, Diddy had tunnels too. Diddy had tunnels too. And Hamas. That went to the... Oh, yeah. That went to Hugh Hefner's house, maybe. Is that right? Dude, Jaguar Wright is my spirit animal. Am I allowed to say that? Jaguar Wright used to sing for... Dude, back in the day... Who's that? It's so crazy. So she sang for The Roots. She's been in a bunch of bands. But back in the day, when like...

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

No, Diddy had tunnels too. Diddy had tunnels too. And Hamas. That went to the... Oh, yeah. That went to Hugh Hefner's house, maybe. Is that right? Dude, Jaguar Wright is my spirit animal. Am I allowed to say that? Jaguar Wright used to sing for... Dude, back in the day... Who's that? It's so crazy. So she sang for The Roots. She's been in a bunch of bands. But back in the day, when like...

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

No, Diddy had tunnels too. Diddy had tunnels too. And Hamas. That went to the... Oh, yeah. That went to Hugh Hefner's house, maybe. Is that right? Dude, Jaguar Wright is my spirit animal. Am I allowed to say that? Jaguar Wright used to sing for... Dude, back in the day... Who's that? It's so crazy. So she sang for The Roots. She's been in a bunch of bands. But back in the day, when like...

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

gorgeous singers couldn't sing that well, they would get other people to sing their lyrics, like truth about cats and dogs, but like music. And then they would like get paid 500 bucks to sing the lyrics. And then they get some like hot girl to pretend they were singing it. I think Jennifer Lopez did this quite a bit apparently. And so Jack.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

gorgeous singers couldn't sing that well, they would get other people to sing their lyrics, like truth about cats and dogs, but like music. And then they would like get paid 500 bucks to sing the lyrics. And then they get some like hot girl to pretend they were singing it. I think Jennifer Lopez did this quite a bit apparently. And so Jack.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

gorgeous singers couldn't sing that well, they would get other people to sing their lyrics, like truth about cats and dogs, but like music. And then they would like get paid 500 bucks to sing the lyrics. And then they get some like hot girl to pretend they were singing it. I think Jennifer Lopez did this quite a bit apparently. And so Jack.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

And so she's one that used to do that. And she's been saying, like, Diddy's a sex trafficker. Diddy's a sex trafficker. And everyone's like, she's crazy. She's jealous. She's been saying this for, like, years. And she's on TikTok. And she's out there just naming them, naming them. Whoa. Jaguar Wright, W-R-I-G-A-T.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

And so she's one that used to do that. And she's been saying, like, Diddy's a sex trafficker. Diddy's a sex trafficker. And everyone's like, she's crazy. She's jealous. She's been saying this for, like, years. And she's on TikTok. And she's out there just naming them, naming them. Whoa. Jaguar Wright, W-R-I-G-A-T.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

And so she's one that used to do that. And she's been saying, like, Diddy's a sex trafficker. Diddy's a sex trafficker. And everyone's like, she's crazy. She's jealous. She's been saying this for, like, years. And she's on TikTok. And she's out there just naming them, naming them. Whoa. Jaguar Wright, W-R-I-G-A-T.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

She just went on Piers Morgan and was like, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, said Jay-Z put Aaliyah on a faulty plane on purpose. Oh! Rejected. I don't know. Allegedly. I don't know.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

She just went on Piers Morgan and was like, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, said Jay-Z put Aaliyah on a faulty plane on purpose. Oh! Rejected. I don't know. Allegedly. I don't know.

We Might Be Drunk
Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

She just went on Piers Morgan and was like, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, said Jay-Z put Aaliyah on a faulty plane on purpose. Oh! Rejected. I don't know. Allegedly. I don't know.