Whitney Cummings

yeah i don't i what we would just fuck them yeah we would just be like no this is totally cool oh this is love what you're doing soccer to be overused um but i uh uh that's wild to me because i think it's just progress that people think it's a human because at the beginning everybody like because i talked about freezing my eggs or something everyone thought i like fucked a tesla or something like everyone was like wait is this how did you have the time did you have it in

Neuralink, I don't know. So it's like the fact that people know that I did it naturally is probably good anyway. But no, he's just younger than me. And so it was just kind of like not like a match. He's like 10 years younger than me. He's awesome.

Neuralink, I don't know. So it's like the fact that people know that I did it naturally is probably good anyway. But no, he's just younger than me. And so it was just kind of like not like a match. He's like 10 years younger than me. He's awesome.

Neuralink, I don't know. So it's like the fact that people know that I did it naturally is probably good anyway. But no, he's just younger than me. And so it was just kind of like not like a match. He's like 10 years younger than me. He's awesome.

In what world would I, white trash till I die. Why would I be with the father of my kid?

In what world would I, white trash till I die. Why would I be with the father of my kid?

In what world would I, white trash till I die. Why would I be with the father of my kid?

He's fucking awesome. But he's not famous. And he's like, you know, he lived.

He's fucking awesome. But he's not famous. And he's like, you know, he lived.

He's fucking awesome. But he's not famous. And he's like, you know, he lived.

he's very he's not a famous person so i just see the little i see him all the time okay great now they see each other all the time and and is he co-parenting he's amazing yeah oh great oh he's the best he's the best but i just don't he's not he doesn't he's actually mentally not ill he doesn't want to be famous great to love it was he like please support i mean when you said he's a young guy was he nervous to have it yeah was it was it planned or no

he's very he's not a famous person so i just see the little i see him all the time okay great now they see each other all the time and and is he co-parenting he's amazing yeah oh great oh he's the best he's the best but i just don't he's not he doesn't he's actually mentally not ill he doesn't want to be famous great to love it was he like please support i mean when you said he's a young guy was he nervous to have it yeah was it was it planned or no

he's very he's not a famous person so i just see the little i see him all the time okay great now they see each other all the time and and is he co-parenting he's amazing yeah oh great oh he's the best he's the best but i just don't he's not he doesn't he's actually mentally not ill he doesn't want to be famous great to love it was he like please support i mean when you said he's a young guy was he nervous to have it yeah was it was it planned or no

I basically was, my mom was dying and I couldn't cry. And I found, yeah, I found, I mean, I was out of tears on this one. She was in a bed. Both my parents had strokes 10 years ago.

I basically was, my mom was dying and I couldn't cry. And I found, yeah, I found, I mean, I was out of tears on this one. She was in a bed. Both my parents had strokes 10 years ago.

I basically was, my mom was dying and I couldn't cry. And I found, yeah, I found, I mean, I was out of tears on this one. She was in a bed. Both my parents had strokes 10 years ago.

I was squirting though. Dream woman right here. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, right? Couldn't cry, couldn't stop squirting. And I was like, look, I'm going to go out birth control. I was 40. I was like, are you down? If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I don't think we're each other's person. Wow. Good for you. But you're so awesome.

I was squirting though. Dream woman right here. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, right? Couldn't cry, couldn't stop squirting. And I was like, look, I'm going to go out birth control. I was 40. I was like, are you down? If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I don't think we're each other's person. Wow. Good for you. But you're so awesome.

I was squirting though. Dream woman right here. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, right? Couldn't cry, couldn't stop squirting. And I was like, look, I'm going to go out birth control. I was 40. I was like, are you down? If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I don't think we're each other's person. Wow. Good for you. But you're so awesome.

He's truly the nicest person I've ever met, the coolest, nicest. And I was in grief and all that kind of stuff. But I was just like, the pandemic happened, which stopped all of our lives. And I was like, I needed to wait for both my parents to die to have a kid. It's a long, super boring, unfunny story. But I was like, let's just try it. Like, why not?