Whitney Cummings

He's truly the nicest person I've ever met, the coolest, nicest. And I was in grief and all that kind of stuff. But I was just like, the pandemic happened, which stopped all of our lives. And I was like, I needed to wait for both my parents to die to have a kid. It's a long, super boring, unfunny story. But I was like, let's just try it. Like, why not?

He's truly the nicest person I've ever met, the coolest, nicest. And I was in grief and all that kind of stuff. But I was just like, the pandemic happened, which stopped all of our lives. And I was like, I needed to wait for both my parents to die to have a kid. It's a long, super boring, unfunny story. But I was like, let's just try it. Like, why not?

You know, let's just keep doing what we're doing. But like, I'd rather have a baby with a stranger than use a condom one time. So let's just go for it. I think birth control was making me nuts, dude. Yeah, it does that. This is not the time, I guess, to be anti-birth control. You know, I'm going to get came for. But like, it made me insane. Really?

You know, let's just keep doing what we're doing. But like, I'd rather have a baby with a stranger than use a condom one time. So let's just go for it. I think birth control was making me nuts, dude. Yeah, it does that. This is not the time, I guess, to be anti-birth control. You know, I'm going to get came for. But like, it made me insane. Really?

You know, let's just keep doing what we're doing. But like, I'd rather have a baby with a stranger than use a condom one time. So let's just go for it. I think birth control was making me nuts, dude. Yeah, it does that. This is not the time, I guess, to be anti-birth control. You know, I'm going to get came for. But like, it made me insane. Really?

I was just like, I got to get off all of this shit.

I was just like, I got to get off all of this shit.

I was just like, I got to get off all of this shit.

I was just – it also fucks up who you're attracted to because it makes you smell pheromones differently because your body thinks it's pregnant. So women that take birth control are attracted to men with more effeminate faces. Whoa. Yeah. And so they say that if you're on birth control and you get engaged with someone, go off of it for a year to make sure you're still attracted to the person.

I was just – it also fucks up who you're attracted to because it makes you smell pheromones differently because your body thinks it's pregnant. So women that take birth control are attracted to men with more effeminate faces. Whoa. Yeah. And so they say that if you're on birth control and you get engaged with someone, go off of it for a year to make sure you're still attracted to the person.

I was just – it also fucks up who you're attracted to because it makes you smell pheromones differently because your body thinks it's pregnant. So women that take birth control are attracted to men with more effeminate faces. Whoa. Yeah. And so they say that if you're on birth control and you get engaged with someone, go off of it for a year to make sure you're still attracted to the person.

It's a whole thing.

It's a whole thing.

It's a whole thing.

No, not at all. I went off of it.

No, not at all. I went off of it.

No, not at all. I went off of it.

Yeah, not a fan. I mean, he likes female comics. He thinks women are funny. So, yeah, he's a flaming. And so and yeah. And then just like we hung out for another couple months and he went back to North Carolina and 10 weeks later, I was like, well, wow.

Yeah, not a fan. I mean, he likes female comics. He thinks women are funny. So, yeah, he's a flaming. And so and yeah. And then just like we hung out for another couple months and he went back to North Carolina and 10 weeks later, I was like, well, wow.

Yeah, not a fan. I mean, he likes female comics. He thinks women are funny. So, yeah, he's a flaming. And so and yeah. And then just like we hung out for another couple months and he went back to North Carolina and 10 weeks later, I was like, well, wow.