Will Arnett

For me, it's non-alcoholic.

So what am I going to say?

The American champagne?

Sorry, Diet Coke?

You can't say that.

I actually had a waiter at a French restaurant say to me once, taking a drink, just a Diet Coke for me.

He goes, American champagne.

and like the shittiest voice i swear to god and i was like thank you for judging me so yeah i'd probably stay with the sparkling if pressed i'll have myself a dc but i do i don't mind a non like a really good non-alcoholic beer i had a really good one in switzerland because i do like that taste it's good so i'll have one of those every once in a while i forget what the brand was i looked tried to find it was really good

And why didn't he just say it to them?

Because his cough was so bad?

Anybody who carries one around, certainly we should be suspect of.

Yes.

But anybody, and I mean this, you guys are spending a bit of time with me now.

Yeah.

If you take a fucking picture with an iPad, straight to jail.

Preach.

You're in prison with a dry bread.

You've got a future of dry toast, my friend.

Yeah, yeah.

And you're taking big pictures.