Will Arnett

or they feel insecure in their friendship with you.

And so they're not telling you the truth, which is that everybody hates shoestring fries.

And you're going to go after listening to this podcast, you're going to go, that guy, I've never heard of him before.

He seems like a real a-hole.

And so I'm going to go and ask those people in my life, I'm going to say, is it true that you all hate shoestring fries?

They're going to go, no, no, they're great.

They do hate them.

And they're not telling you the truth because either you're a dick or they think that you can't handle the truth because you're a dummy.

That's the truth.

So you're getting the straight dope from me.

And you can either continue on living this fantasy or you can get real and 86 it from the menu and really just get with the program.

Get some real fucking fries on that menu.

This fucking podcast.

You can't have a satisfying bite.

I don't like them really.

Yeah.

You've really swung it around.

I can imagine that you get some people who come in, especially I'm thinking about people I know who've been on this, who come in and try to like leave their mark.

Right?

Sort of like hoping that you're going to go, wow, we never would have thought of that.