Will Sasso
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That is stamps.com promo code Adam.
We're going to leave you in the cemetery.
No, we just do this.
You get the stamps.com digital scale, and you get a big box with a bunch of peanuts in there, packing peanuts.
And you're like, honey, now, when I'm filling out North Korea, do I just do the N-O and the dot, or should I do the whole?
Get on the scale, sweetie.
On the scale.
That's what happens to young girls who come home with C-minuses on their report card as they go to North Korea to a family.
Land of plenty.
Land of plenty.
North Korea.
Now we're going to put some granola bars in there because we're not in the package with you because we're not complete animals.
I don't know why I was laughing with someone today, but you know those commercials?
You know when you see a commercial where you want to punch the kid?
That's everyone with a kid.
There's the ones who make the toaster pastries, and then the kids going, what?