Will Sasso
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Podcast Appearances
Pop-Tarts?
Come on, Ma.
And then the next one is, he's bringing new toaster pastries out with a little packet where you can frost it and everything.
And it's like, if anyone presented a Pop-Tart to me at any point in my life, in my childhood, it would have been like, whose cock do I suck?
Now, just hold on.
Do you put your cock through the Pop-Tart and I suck it and that's how I get to it?
Or do I just get it?
But why are you handing me this Pop-Tart?
But I'd never be like,
Pop-Tarts?
We wanted toaster pastries.
Are you fucking kidding me?
They're disappointed with a Pop-Tart.
Then you know what?
But the Pop-Tarts, especially the warm ones, when you put them in the toaster.
Does that sound good?
I've never met a Pop-Tart I didn't like.
Well, no, no.