Will Sasso

I got coaxial cable and a fucking huge spool running back to my... What kind of... How far is it to Ohio, Captain?

Because I only have 18,000 feet of coax.

No shit, it's portable.

It's on my fucking lap.

Of course it's portable.

I will remove that part, too.

We'll get off the ground earlier.

And let me tell you my problem.

I'll tell you my first class flying problem, Sean Kathleen, is I like to kick my shoes off up there in first class.

That feels good.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And I have a couple of cocktails and I put my feet up and I get my tootsies warm.

And then at a certain point after, you know, eight Bloody Marys, it's time to try and drain the vein there.

So I head into the bathroom in my socks.

Now, I realize we've been in the air for four hours and people have been attempting to hit the toilet in turbulence.

Yeah.

for the last four hours with some degree of success, but not a lot.

So now I'm looking at the ground and I am seeing, again, the difference, the kind of a carpet bombing versus a precise precision kind of bombing.

So now I'm standing in my socks, not wanting to wick up someone else's whiz.