Will Sasso

And the closer you stand to the toilet, the more whiz you're going to get on your gym socks.

So I do a move where I put my heels against the door, lean forward and drop my forehead.

That's right.

You know what I'm talking about.

Drop my forehead against that weird slanted thing.

You guys ought to put a pillow there for tall guys who want to piss.

Lean out at a 45-degree angle and hit that toilet dead nuts on.

I'm very unsuccessful at that movie.

Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about with it, right?

With the 45-degree angle, and I only go with the socks at the beginning of the flight.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Because the spatter at the end.

Sure, sure.

But, Sean, I can't believe that people don't flush the toilet.

Plus, it is the most rewarding flush you'll ever get in your life because it fucking sucks your contact lenses out.

Yeah, you just thought there was business.

up there.

By the way, I don't think any of the guys from Al-Qaeda are freaked out by an aluminum serving cart, but either way, it adds a little, you know, peace of mind to the flying public.

It's not like there's a bunch of guys sitting there who are planning on taking over the plane and they went, Najeeb, no.

We didn't count on this serving cart.