Will Sasso

And you just peel off a couple 20s, hand it to the maitre d'.

Now I feel like everything's like, sir, you need to swipe your card, and we need to get ID, and you didn't make reservations, and we can't get... You know, it's like, it's that kind of thing.

It's not fucking worth being rich anymore.

Like, a rich would just be, you know, a guy finds something in your fucking bag he shouldn't find.

I mean...

Guy'd pull you over on the fucking turnpike of Jersey in 1962.

He'd give me a fucking license with 20 bucks tucked in like a – make a little licensed taco with 20 bucks and slip it through the window to the guy and the guy would just tell you to get the fuck out of here.

Adam's still waiting for it.

They used to.

These guys are all over the road.

Slam into parked cars.

It would be... I think back in the day... Well, now everyone is...

I think everyone's a star fucker, but they're also a star fucker.

And I'm going to drop a load on your forehead.

Like, not only do they want Mel Gibson's autograph, but they also want to be the guy who busts Mel Gibson.

See, I think it's inverse.

It used to be if you were Cary Grant.

And a cop pulled you over.

They do the you know, you know, they've come around to the floor.

Oh, Mr. Grant, it seems like you've been over served tonight.