Will Sasso

Please let me escort you back to your home.

And then he basically you'd follow the cop back to the house that that was back in the day.

Now.

I would say if they saw Brad Pitt and it looked like he was close to being drunk, you want to be the guy who goes back to the precinct and goes, guess who busted Brad Pitt?

So now, even if it was a guy they didn't recognize, let's say Brad Pitt.

So it used to be like this.

civilian here celebrity way above them and now it's civilian here celebrity below them which is it was a dude that was like maybe had a couple beers but you're sort of you might go listen but just slow it down and get the fuck out here but if it's mel gibson you got to fucking pull him out of the car now and hope that you're the dude who busted mel gibson yeah yeah yeah all right that sort of stuff doesn't happen in canada by the way another reason to move up there

Oh, no DUIs?

No DUIs.

Because the cop's drunk, too.

Cops are drunk.

Everyone's hammered.

Look, I got this lampshade on.

Now, listen, I ride a motorcycle.

It offers a certain degree of protection.

In Canada, is there such a thing as a jaywalking ticket?

Let me tell you how the Will Sasso jaywalking ticket would go.

Sir, I noticed you and your tremendous calf.

Wow.

Hold on.