Will Sasso

And by the way, if Reichert Ford does take it, I'll send people down to the train station.

I'll send them to the airport.

There's no way that crown's leaving this fucking city.

Do you understand me, people?

And so I would go nuts on it.

Like, over my dead goddamn body is that crown leaving this city.

And I was essentially making fun of Galpin Ford, but of course –

They loved it.

They loved it.

They loved my 20-minute commercials for how stupid their commercials were.

And now I'm fans and friends with all the Bachman brothers over there.

But, yeah, it is funny when you're sort of making fun of someone and people confuse it a little bit.

No, but I— Black roller coasters, motherfucker!

I have never heard that one where he was going on his Tahitian retreat and ended up in a warehouse in Whittier.

No, that's never happened.

Even Elvis in one of his movies wouldn't do that.

That would even be a stretch for Elvis.

Dana can be found, by the way, March 29th at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, where the smart people go to laugh.

Comedy special, The Blacklist podcast, the Dana Gould Hour.

You'll be.