Will Self
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I had 300 weights or something.
I smoked 20 a day by the time I was 14.
And when did you get into drugs?
I mean, the family was alcohol-dependent.
But they weren't alcoholics, my parents, I hasten to add.
Particularly my father was in no measure an alcoholic.
He never, ever changed his demeanour.
Oh, God, no, I've masturbated all my life.
I've only stopped now because you're interviewing me.
No, I remember just shinning up the playground equipment, which got me excited.
So it was even pre... And my brother was precocious sexually, and he was masturbating, so there was a certain amount of circle jerk.
And then there was sex games at school with the boys.
And including some sex with boys, you know.