Will Slattery

Let's not go straight into work.

I only got back from Killarney late last night from the Munster Football Finals.

What's the drive back from Killarney for?

Oh yeah, it's about four.

When you stop at McDonald's for chicken slacks and it takes 25 minutes for them to give them to you, it takes a little longer, but...

You know, I got home in the end.

Please, haven't opened it yet.

why are you using it at night?

That's one thing I didn't understand when John Green was like so passive aggressive.

Like, is it not during a daytime thing?

Because using it at night would be very rude to your neighbours.

Okay.

Sorry, I just wanted to clarify that point about the nighttime cutting of the grass because I was like, what?

You have a lot of ailments.

An array of plants.

It's very quickly like, are we all in agreement that it should have been allowed?

I think it was a foul.

Yeah.

I think the time it took to adjudicate on it fed into the controversy.

Like in reality, I think it's a pretty obvious fail on the goalkeeper that should have taken a lot shorter time period.