Will

Nobody gives a shit.

Yeah.

Mountain Lion and Bobcat is shoot on sight in Alabama as far as I remember from years ago.

This is not legal advice.

I'm not a lawyer.

I'm not smart enough to be.

Even if I am a lawyer, I'm not your lawyer, but I'm not smart enough to be a lawyer.

I mean, if you get property owner permission and you're far enough away from the road and you have all the proper licensing and you jump through all of the hoops that nobody actually understands, or at least that I don't understand, probably... Exactly.

I don't.

Yeah.

So I don't know how it is here, but in Alabama, if you're a property owner, if it's in season...

Now, there's the other bullshit of like, oh, no more than five rounds loaded in the gun or whatever.

If you are on property that you own, you don't have to have a hunting license.

Yeah.

And in fact, I know because I've dealt with this before.

If you are a resident of the state of Alabama...

in the military stationed outside of the state of Alabama and you are on leave and you go like you say it's Christmas time because that's during hunting season and you go back home to visit and you go out and you go shoot your military ID and your leave orders are your hunting license.

You know what?

Subject?

I'm enjoying this.