William Montgomery

Fuck it.

So I had this like 128 inches of beautiful, glorified, you know, it was a initiation.

It's this documentary on Gaia about like the dimensions and how fucking life is put together.

And it was beautiful.

I like shot out of my body like four times and came back just laughing hysterically.

I signed up for Sex Addicts Anonymous recently just to kind of see if I could meet somebody there.

It was a terrible idea.

Well, when I showed up, I actually walked through the wrong door, and it was just, like, five geriatric, like, 80-year-old people, and I was really concerned at first.

You know, it turned out to be an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting there.

But just a bunch of gay dudes talking about getting fucked in the butt a lot.

Are we doing good?

You shouldn't.

Because a war is coming!

Fuck!

Just my luck.

As soon as I get citizenship, drafted.

Just yesterday, you guys know that America raised its age limit to 42 for the draft.

And prior marijuana convictions don't matter.

Wow, what an army you're building.

Bunch of 40 year old losers.