William Montgomery
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KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
You know, it turned out to be an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting there.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
But just a bunch of gay dudes talking about getting fucked in the butt a lot.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
As soon as I get citizenship, drafted.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Just yesterday, you guys know that America raised its age limit to 42 for the draft.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And prior marijuana convictions don't matter.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Wow, what an army you're building.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
You know, in Estonia, we don't have any limits.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We have compulsory military service.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Wheelchair people, we send them.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Oh yeah, we put a grenade in your lap and... Come on!
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Down syndrome people, we send them.