William Montgomery
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KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
You know, in Estonia, we don't have any limits.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We have compulsory military service.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Wheelchair people, we send them.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Oh yeah, we put a grenade in your lap and... Come on!
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Down syndrome people, we send them.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
You think Special Forces means somebody rappels down and has night vision?
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Nah, it's Nicholas with a soft serve ice cream.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We get them all together in a parking lot.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We look them in the eyes and we tell them, listen, they killed Santa Claus.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Everybody goes, cripples, mentally challenged, even women.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
By the way, the only way I'm going to war is if I have a gay squad mate.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I'm protecting that motherfucker more than the medic.