William Montgomery
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KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
You think Special Forces means somebody rappels down and has night vision?
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Nah, it's Nicholas with a soft serve ice cream.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
As soon as I get citizenship, drafted.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Just yesterday, you guys know that America raised its age limit to 42 for the draft.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We get them all together in a parking lot.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
We look them in the eyes and we tell them, listen, they killed Santa Claus.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And prior marijuana convictions don't matter.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Wow, what an army you're building.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Everybody goes, cripples, mentally challenged, even women.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
You know, in Estonia, we don't have any limits.