William Montgomery

Grant, do you know you're an Austinite?

Do you know if there are any Persian places in Austin?

Did y'all end up going to the Casino El Camino to get a burger yesterday?

And just for the record, if you're watching or listening to this, make sure you have your ID card with you.

Because when I went with my family a couple years ago, my sweet mother didn't have her identification card on her.

So they wouldn't even let her go inside.

So just make sure you have your ID on you.

Which probably is a law.

You know what I mean?

I'm not poopooing that.

They didn't ID us though yesterday.

That's insane.

Like right when we walked in or it was not even, it was like the door, there was a door guy there that night or something.

And it's all, I feel like.

And also don't take your dog.

If you have a dog, don't take your dog to Buc-ee's because dogs are not allowed in Buc-ee's.

I had a little gator in a Buc-ee's one time just holding gator.

And they're like, okay, you got to get the dog out.

Oh, we've never been to a Buc-ee's yet.

Oh, really?