William Montgomery

Be careful.

Well, if anybody's listening to this or watching this or whatever, you decide to be a cop, which we need police officers.

Be a good one.

Yeah, and then if you end up going to jail, from what I've heard, it's not good going to jail if you're a police officer.

I think that's a bad kind of person to be going into jail.

Yeah, that's what I've heard.

No, I had some real close calls growing up.

of where things could have just been real bad, like wrecking my car, driving in the wrong lane on purpose, and then going in the right lane at the last second and a cop being right there.

And then, yeah, I got pulled over one time in Memphis with my dumb ass friend whose lights were always off and we had like weed and we're both drunk.

And in Memphis at the time, I think I would have gone to jail and the cop, uh,

Let us go.

And I'm well aware that if we looked differently and we were pulled over by that same cop at Memphis, it probably would have been a totally different story.

But the dude let us go.

So I got lucky one time.

Yeah, because I don't know.

I think I'd be real scared because I'm kind of a big pansy, generally speaking.

So I think I'd be real scared.

Then they could probably sense it off of my ass.

We can't do two illegal things at the same time.

That's what I always hear.