William Montgomery

Would you do that?

Go to Turkey?

Well, I was horribly offended.

I know I brought this up before, but I got some message on Instagram from some like doctor or some company over in Turkey saying, oh, you'd be a perfect candidate for the fucking hair plugs.

I'm thinking, what the fuck does that mean, dumbass?

I'd be a perfect candidate.

What the fuck does that mean?

Yeah, I don't, and I think it's fine.

I'm not judging anybody that ever gets it, but yeah, oh my gosh.

It seems like crazy, and it costs money, and it's just even going over to Turkey.

What is that like-

fun?

Is it dangerous?

Even just going over there, what's that like?

It is what it is.

Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it.

You can just buy a new pair of shoes.

But if you make fun of somebody for having red hair, they can't do anything about it, so stop making fun of people with red hair.

And I'll be honest, I probably would get this thing if I could have the curly cue.

If I could get the curly cue like that, that dude has on the front.