William Montgomery

Or the streets of New Orleans could be good.

Have y'all been to that bar in New Orleans that you sit in there and it slowly is going around in a circle?

I think it's in a hotel, but I thought that was one of the coolest bars when I went down there years ago with my parents.

Damn, no.

I haven't heard of that.

Yeah, it's slowly going around.

And I remember on that trip with my parents, I ended up...

staying up all night drinking and then going on Bourbon Street really late looking for drugs.

And I ended up buying one bag of drugs from somebody and doing it in some bar and it was fake.

And then I ended up going to look for more drugs.

And I found this one guy and I thought I was being real slick.

He had a necklace on.

I was like, okay, I'll give you this money.

But give me your necklace as collateral.

So I know you're going to come back and not just steal my money.

So I ended up with this dumb ass floor to lead necklace when the guy never came back.

And then some good Samaritan comes up to me and he's like, I was wearing like a white polo shirt and khaki pants.

Like, I look totally out of place where I was.

And some good Samaritan came by and said, you need to go back wherever you're from.

You need to get out of where you are right now.