Wyatt Cenac

He's in the cult.

Yeah, he's already, that sounds like something you'd write with a gun to your head.

Yeah, he's already, that sounds like something you'd write with a gun to your head.

Yeah, he's already, that sounds like something you'd write with a gun to your head.

He can't think straight. He's constantly erect. His dad won't let him stop getting boners. Also, not the point of the clip, but isn't he rich enough to get a more believable hair dye? That doesn't occur in nature. Wenn es darum geht, jünger zu werden, dann ist ein einfaches, einfaches Haar-Dye nicht viel teurer. Und es macht Wunder, wenn du Leute auf deinem Alter verkaufst.

He can't think straight. He's constantly erect. His dad won't let him stop getting boners. Also, not the point of the clip, but isn't he rich enough to get a more believable hair dye? That doesn't occur in nature. Wenn es darum geht, jünger zu werden, dann ist ein einfaches, einfaches Haar-Dye nicht viel teurer. Und es macht Wunder, wenn du Leute auf deinem Alter verkaufst.

He can't think straight. He's constantly erect. His dad won't let him stop getting boners. Also, not the point of the clip, but isn't he rich enough to get a more believable hair dye? That doesn't occur in nature. Wenn es darum geht, jünger zu werden, dann ist ein einfaches, einfaches Haar-Dye nicht viel teurer. Und es macht Wunder, wenn du Leute auf deinem Alter verkaufst.

Yeah, Mark Jones is on the substance.

Yeah, Mark Jones is on the substance.

Yeah, Mark Jones is on the substance.

I don't want to bring the party to a flaccid point, but I brought a sports topic. I forgot which show I was on, I guess. But I did want to bring it because I think you're both brilliant dudes and I'm kind of interested to see where your brain takes what could happen next. So I don't know how familiar you are with the NWSL having a new CBA that they signed a couple months ago.

I don't want to bring the party to a flaccid point, but I brought a sports topic. I forgot which show I was on, I guess. But I did want to bring it because I think you're both brilliant dudes and I'm kind of interested to see where your brain takes what could happen next. So I don't know how familiar you are with the NWSL having a new CBA that they signed a couple months ago.

I don't want to bring the party to a flaccid point, but I brought a sports topic. I forgot which show I was on, I guess. But I did want to bring it because I think you're both brilliant dudes and I'm kind of interested to see where your brain takes what could happen next. So I don't know how familiar you are with the NWSL having a new CBA that they signed a couple months ago.

And part of it that we're now seeing manifest is they got rid of the draft altogether. They got rid of the college draft. They got rid of the expansion draft. There's no restrictions on movement for players at all. If you're out of a contract, you get to decide where you go. If you want to get traded, you have to agree to it. A team cannot trade you anywhere without you agreeing to it.

And part of it that we're now seeing manifest is they got rid of the draft altogether. They got rid of the college draft. They got rid of the expansion draft. There's no restrictions on movement for players at all. If you're out of a contract, you get to decide where you go. If you want to get traded, you have to agree to it. A team cannot trade you anywhere without you agreeing to it.

And part of it that we're now seeing manifest is they got rid of the draft altogether. They got rid of the college draft. They got rid of the expansion draft. There's no restrictions on movement for players at all. If you're out of a contract, you get to decide where you go. If you want to get traded, you have to agree to it. A team cannot trade you anywhere without you agreeing to it.

And free agents can sign whenever they want. There's not even restricted free agency where the team that originally had their rights has a chance to match. It is entirely players' rights now. And this is in part because the NWSL was having trouble competing with World Soccer and FIFA that operated in an entirely different way.

And free agents can sign whenever they want. There's not even restricted free agency where the team that originally had their rights has a chance to match. It is entirely players' rights now. And this is in part because the NWSL was having trouble competing with World Soccer and FIFA that operated in an entirely different way.

And free agents can sign whenever they want. There's not even restricted free agency where the team that originally had their rights has a chance to match. It is entirely players' rights now. And this is in part because the NWSL was having trouble competing with World Soccer and FIFA that operated in an entirely different way.

So if a global team was trying to get you to play for them, you might choose them purely because you don't want to get drafted to somewhere that you have no choice. And, you know, that was a disadvantage to the NWSL.