Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
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Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre. Today's episode is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. And today we're going to find out what this sound is. Just real quick, back to the boners. Right after this ad. You're listening to DraftKings Network.
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
By the way, nice to meet you, Wyatt.
It's very nice to meet you. I'm not a good host. I'm not introducing people.
I'm a very big fan of yours and my husband and I really loved your show Problem Areas because I thought the vibe was just excellent.
Thank you so much. That really means a lot. No, I'm a fan of yours as well. I was wondering if we had met before. But yeah, I've always been a big fan of you and I miss seeing you on Around the Horn because you were so much fun on that show.
Yeah. Pablo was never fun on that show, except for as the whipping boy.
I was gonna say, I'm also, and I'm here too on the show. Yeah, you're fine on it.
Yeah, you're okay.
Ich bekomme einen Eindruck, den ich hier eigentlich nicht gefragt habe.
Ich meine, dieses Show ist nur, was du herauskommst. Es geht nicht darum, was du gefragt hast.
Was ich herausgefunden habe, ist, dass ihr schon besser Freunde mit einander seid, als ihr mit mir seid. Das ist eine schwierige Sache zu lernen, drei Sekunden in einem Programm.
Ja, wir haben bereits drei verschiedene Text-Threads gestartet.
Ja, wir haben tatsächlich einige Gruppen-Chats mit mehreren anderen Leuten gestartet, aber wir haben euch nicht eingeladen.
Sarah, es ist schön, dich zu sehen. Dir auch. The last time you were on the show, you were super horny for mascots. And I presume that's still the case.
Still am.
When I was in college, I auditioned to be the mascot and I didn't get it. At Carolina? At North Carolina, yeah. What's the Rams name? Ramses. They put a lot of thought into it. What was that audition like? They put you in the costume and then you got to like dance around and do stuff. And I didn't really know what to do. I just thought it would be fun. And so I put it on and I think I just did a bunch of like... Hip Thrusts and Crotch Grabs. And they were like, that's enough. And told me I had done things in that costume that had never been done before and should never be done again. Somehow you were too horny for the Rams.
I was going to say, I feel like we view mascots the same then.
Yeah, yeah.
The immediate urge was the crotch grab.
Yeah, those mascots are here for our sexual pleasure.
Clearly. Have you seen Benny the Bull?
Yeah, huh. He's a smoke show. Yep, you can get it. Wyatt, what did you bring us today on this edition of Share & Tell? So today I brought, we do have a Super Bowl coming up. There's a lot of talk about. Not familiar. Oh, well, there's a Super Bowl. There's a sport called Futsball. Are you aware of that? Go on. It's different from the English Futsball. But it's still with people, not with feet. But Super Bowl Halftime Show, Kendrick Lamar is performing. A lot of big conversation around that. Now that Taylor Swift will be in attendance at the Super Bowl, maybe Taylor Swift will be leaving the skybox to make a surprise appearance. Who knows?
They do have a tune together.
They do. That's relevant. Yeah, exactly. Or maybe Taylor Swift just sings it from the skybox. They just hand her a microphone and she slides the glass open and is like, I'll do my part, sure.
Or she could Tom Cruise it and fly down on a wire from the suite to the field like he did at the Olympics.
Oh, sure. Burj Khalifa-style. Just rappel down the side of the building. I like that we've already checked off all the SEO bait for the episode. Yeah. in the beginning of this topic.
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