Wyatt Cenac

Look, it's like obscenity. It's hard to describe it, but you know it when you see it. I'm sorry, what's that? You need my driver's license. All right. Look, John, here, let me give you an example, all right? This guy right here walking down the street looks fine, right? I guess he looks fine. He is, but what about this guy? Fine? No, he's not. He's reasonably suspiciously illegal.

Look, it's like obscenity. It's hard to describe it, but you know it when you see it. I'm sorry, what's that? You need my driver's license. All right. Look, John, here, let me give you an example, all right? This guy right here walking down the street looks fine, right? I guess he looks fine. He is, but what about this guy? Fine? No, he's not. He's reasonably suspiciously illegal.

All right, let's try it again. This guy.

All right, let's try it again. This guy.

You have to arrest him. No, this isn't Hitler's Germany. You can't just pull people off the street for being hungry. What about this guy? No.

You have to arrest him. No, this isn't Hitler's Germany. You can't just pull people off the street for being hungry. What about this guy? No.

I don't know what those two words mean.

I don't know what those two words mean.

Oh, because you're a baby boomer, you're too nostalgic to apply the law to suspicious illegal immigrants? No.

Oh, because you're a baby boomer, you're too nostalgic to apply the law to suspicious illegal immigrants? No.

Wait, what's that? You need my birth certificate too. All right, just give me a second. What's going on? John, I'm going to give you one more final chance. All right. What do you do? What do you do? Tick tock, man. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. You arrest her. Just her?

Wait, what's that? You need my birth certificate too. All right, just give me a second. What's going on? John, I'm going to give you one more final chance. All right. What do you do? What do you do? Tick tock, man. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. You arrest her. Just her?

Oh, why? Because he's gay? You disgust me. No. No. We have laws to protect people. John, we have laws to protect people and flamboyantly gay monkeys, all right? And it's because of people like you that... Oh, right, I'm getting it, man. Just hold on a second, dude. Wyatt, why do you have to show your birth certificate and ID? It's cool, John. I'd stop me, too. I could be Dominican or something.

Oh, why? Because he's gay? You disgust me. No. No. We have laws to protect people. John, we have laws to protect people and flamboyantly gay monkeys, all right? And it's because of people like you that... Oh, right, I'm getting it, man. Just hold on a second, dude. Wyatt, why do you have to show your birth certificate and ID? It's cool, John. I'd stop me, too. I could be Dominican or something.

But Wyatt... Totally fine.

But Wyatt... Totally fine.

Sure, John, they'd never figure that one out in Arizona. Here's Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Sure, John, they'd never figure that one out in Arizona. Here's Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

You hear that? They'll find something else to arrest me on. No, I'm not doing time over a busted taillight on my news van, no. Right, my birth certificate. Um, it is right... Who's gonna finish?

You hear that? They'll find something else to arrest me on. No, I'm not doing time over a busted taillight on my news van, no. Right, my birth certificate. Um, it is right... Who's gonna finish?