Wyatt Cenac

Thank you so much. That really means a lot. No, I'm a fan of yours as well. I was wondering if we had met before. But yeah, I've always been a big fan of you. And I miss seeing you on Around the Horn because you were so much fun on that show. Yeah.

Thank you so much. That really means a lot. No, I'm a fan of yours as well. I was wondering if we had met before. But yeah, I've always been a big fan of you. And I miss seeing you on Around the Horn because you were so much fun on that show. Yeah.

I mean, this show is just what you find out. It's not about what you ask for.

I mean, this show is just what you find out. It's not about what you ask for.

We've already started three different text threads.

We've already started three different text threads.

When I was in college, I auditioned to be the mascot and I didn't get it. At Carolina? At North Carolina, yeah. What's the Rams name? Ramses. They put a lot of thought into it. What was that audition like? They put you in the costume and then you got to like dance around and do stuff. And I didn't really know what to do. I just thought it would be fun.

When I was in college, I auditioned to be the mascot and I didn't get it. At Carolina? At North Carolina, yeah. What's the Rams name? Ramses. They put a lot of thought into it. What was that audition like? They put you in the costume and then you got to like dance around and do stuff. And I didn't really know what to do. I just thought it would be fun.

And so I put it on and I think I just did a bunch of like... hip thrusts and crotch grabs, and they were like, that's enough, and told me I had done things in that costume that had never been done before and should never be done again. Somehow you were too horny for the Ram mascot.

And so I put it on and I think I just did a bunch of like... hip thrusts and crotch grabs, and they were like, that's enough, and told me I had done things in that costume that had never been done before and should never be done again. Somehow you were too horny for the Ram mascot.

Yeah. Those mascots are here for our sexual pleasure.

Yeah. Those mascots are here for our sexual pleasure.

Yeah. He's a smoke show.

Yeah. He's a smoke show.

So today I brought, we do have a Super Bowl coming up. There's a lot of talk about. Not familiar. Oh, well, there's a Super Bowl. There's a sport called footsball. Are you aware of that? Go on. It's different from the English footsball. but it's still with people, not with feet. But Super Bowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar is performing. A lot of big conversation around that.

So today I brought, we do have a Super Bowl coming up. There's a lot of talk about. Not familiar. Oh, well, there's a Super Bowl. There's a sport called footsball. Are you aware of that? Go on. It's different from the English footsball. but it's still with people, not with feet. But Super Bowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar is performing. A lot of big conversation around that.

Now that Taylor Swift will be in attendance at the Super Bowl, maybe Taylor Swift will be leaving the skybox to make a surprise appearance. Who knows?

Now that Taylor Swift will be in attendance at the Super Bowl, maybe Taylor Swift will be leaving the skybox to make a surprise appearance. Who knows?

They do. That's relevant. Yeah, exactly. Or maybe Taylor Swift just sings it from the skybox. They just hand her a microphone and she slides the glass open and is like, I'll do my part. Sure.

They do. That's relevant. Yeah, exactly. Or maybe Taylor Swift just sings it from the skybox. They just hand her a microphone and she slides the glass open and is like, I'll do my part. Sure.