Xander
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He's crazy, and not only is that, but he also is like... He set traps, and he's kind of done that before. It's like... just let's just keep reading let's just keep reading let's just let's just keep let's push forward isaiah we have so much more to go through and i'm i'm so upset i'm so upset
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Driving to my apartment. You need to come down the police station. Right away. Why? What's up?
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They're still analyzing it. Some new development has come up.
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Xander, I know you're upset about everything that's going on, but what you did went way too far.
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Firefighters found David alive and were able to pull him out, but his mother was already dead. That voicemail was sent to his phone. From yours, around that time, the firefighters estimate the fire started.
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I knew that this had to happen at some point because we've been reading absolute gas lately. the astronaut one berries in the window. Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, we we've had a, we've it's been a bit, but of course all the ones that are good are non fatty straight to the point. And of course this bloated big fat bitch has to be the longest fucking thing that we've read. This might be the longest episode we've had in a long time. Um, This might be our longest of all time. It might be our longest of all time.
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And I sincerely am talking to the viewers right now. If you have to unsubscribe, I completely understand.
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Hello, sorry to disturb you. I'm Terry Jason, your public defender. May we talk? Yes, of course.
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I've heard a little bit about your case and a brief overview from the chief.
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First, I have a contract here for you to sign that says you agree to let me represent you in the criminal proceedings.
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Would you like me to call you Xander or Mr. Jones? Xander is fine.
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When you're asked about your memories or an event, refer them to this document.
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I have to go to another appointment, but I've asked that you be allowed to continue working in your cell. I scheduled a meeting with the prosecutor and Detective Hernandez tomorrow at noon. Do you think you can have it complete by then? Yeah, I think so.
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I'm interested to hear everything from your perspective, considering the recent developments. You arrested me just to hear my side of the story? No, I arrested you because you were suspected of burning down Anne King's house and thereby killing her!
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Hernandez tells me that you might have felt justified in doing so, considering all the accusations that you've levied against Mr. King, so I'd like to hear what has happened from the beginning and hear your side of the events. Who's he? I'm a prosecutor. Adam Lunderman. Oh. So you'll be the one trying to put me in prison. Terry put a warning hand on my leg.
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I'll be trying to establish the truth about what happened.
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I trust we can begin the process of discovery today. I'll need copies of everything, as well as a copy of the official indictment.
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What does that mean? It's a way to build structure into my life. If I know that you're always trying to ruin my life and actually trying to make me fail, then I am driven to fight back and act on initiative.
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Yeah, that's going to be Hernandez 100%.
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Yeah. Hernandez is a hundred percent going to be bad. He's going to, yeah, he's paid off him doing the little thing of like Hernandez seemed off. I don't know why is just like a, such a clear indicator of like, Oh, yep.
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He's going to be, he's going to be bad. Um,
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Couldn't you? I mean, you could say all this information in a paragraph.
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You could ruin anyone's life if you gave it enough thought, planning, and action. God, David said with a smirk. Jesus Christ. I'm not going to crush you. I'm not going to crush you. I'm not going to give you any ideas. I just want you to try and ruin my life.
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I don't think you have to give all the detail, though.
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I think in these briefs, the reason I want to say this, too, is you can just be like, Every time I tried to, I don't know, rebuttal something, they brought up other fabricated pieces of evidence against me. Or like, you know... Evidence is being fabricated. And it felt like it felt hopeless. I feel like you can just, you could just say that.
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And I'm going to believe it because you, the author are telling you that.
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Could just be also that maybe this is, like, one of those older stories that was so captivating because it's so old that this was one that was, like, it just goes into such detail that maybe, like, other stories at the time didn't, you know?
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No, you're being transferred to County jail. Your trial will be happening there. Why? Just how it works.
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I'm not allowed to talk about that. Anyway, I came to tell you that you'll be moved in three days.
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Yeah, no, he's insane, but you were crazy too.
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This has to lead to gay sex. Does it not? I mean, am I, am I, am I high? Am I high?
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Also, I just want to say, you're saying David King, but just because there's the... You won't say the fucking, but the amount of times he has said David fucking King... Every time. Every time he says, I saw David fucking King. God, dude. Oh, shit.
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I also feel like that's pretty obvious in a cop cruiser.
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I'm looking at the drawing, too, while you're reading this part.
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That is one of the most insulting things you ever said to me.
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like why don't you why don't you ruin my life why don't you come over here and mess this all up what i'm saying is would you consider ruining someone's life if you had a prolapsed asshole like some red cabbage okay okay all right that would be that would be ruining so my god what did you say what what are you doing what is that oh come on man little monkey brain popping out between your cheeks oh
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I'll be sitting here and waiting. If you attempt to come back, I'll just take you away in my car and we'll play a different game. You understand?
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I paid him a lot of money to get him to let me track this car. He demanded that I give you half, of course. I'm not that generous, so... Here's $2,000.
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Yeah, exactly. How, how, how are you going to explain the giant dent and the side of the fucking with like paint? Probably. Left over from the armored truck.
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I was handcuffed in the back seat. How did I even get the shiv? How would I stab them with my hands? He's Magneto.
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come on man come on we're all adults here i'm just saying that i've seen many many a prolapsed asshole and i feel like that would ruin my life have a little have a little jellyfish pop out and kiss my haines underwear i don't know if i that i don't know if that would consider that ruining my life but that would be a good start oh gosh that hurts
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Also, if he has a shiv and he's stabbing them in the neck, like I feel like your DNA is going to get.
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Why would you? He was bought out. Why would you be tempted? You know what I mean? Am I going insane? Did the guy not get bought out?
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Also, I just want to say, too, Katie has been gone for how many months now? At least three, I think. Okay.
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But still, she's a missing person, though, is what I mean.
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I thought it was just a good way to reiterate the start to ruin someone's life.
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All right, this is the last part. I am grinning ear to ear right now. I'm so excited. Last part. Let's see how this ends. Did David follow through? Was he spooked into doing it? Let's see. All right.
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This is it, man. This is it! You know what, brother? Cheers. Cheers, buddy. I have a diet. I have a sugar-free Baja blast here.
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i was going to pitch something to you of the only way this story gets redeemed to be the coolest story ever is uh these two clearly um unwell unwell people have a lightsaber duel in the warehouse He does, I guess it's kind of this Xander. And he like throws out the, he does like the, like to the, like almost like the baton lightsabers you could buy at Walmart, like the plastic ones.
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You throw them out and he just turns on the light.
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No, if you've ever hunted elephant, you know what I'm talking about.
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I fucking, I hate my life. I hate my fucking life. I hate my fucking life! Oh my god!
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That's my first term. I want to know exactly what you're going to release so I know if it's worth my only bargaining chip.
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I don't want you running away when the going gets tough. You first, Zan Zan.
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Like your own mother? She was a liability. It wasn't personal.
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No, I'm going to. I'll be fine. Police will be here any second to help me. Just get out. Get back on the run. I'll contact you when it's safe. Go. I'm not letting you get arrested again until they get the facts straight.
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Back whenever he's like, oh, his mom made him go back. You're leaving. He's saying that was a lie.
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I would imagine still pretty, pretty fun.
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Um, we appreciate you guys. Whoever was able to stick with this until the end, who has ever re who's listening to me say this right now. I appreciate you as a listener, as an audience member, um, I am going to give this the award, my award at least, which Isaiah might have his own someday, but this for me is awarded the least enjoyable reading.
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And this is the first, this is literally the first episode we've recorded in 2025. And I really hope it doesn't mark the year that's to come. It's all I have to say.
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Yeah, I do. Yeah. I see series two and I'm never going to read that.
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Thank you guys for also listening on Apple Podcast as well. We appreciate you.
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Forgive us. Forgive me personally. It says, this is Clark, Xander's best friend.
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We are here with an exciting, dare I say monumental story called, I dared my best friend to ruin my life. He's succeeding. Now, why does that sound familiar, Isaiah?
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Here's my cock. These fucking brownies are awesome. Mein Fuhrer. Hey, that's not me.
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Oh, I don't like any of this. Also, now that we have a second to talk about this, the dare seems really weird when you're not even hanging out with the guy anymore.
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Does that make sense? Is there like a sense of consistency with that? If you're trying to ruin someone's life, what part of ruining someone's life is like cutting ties with all of his friends? So like in return of him not wanting to hang out with him, that's probably a part of him ruining his life, right?
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smart dude as much as he is like obsessive i think he's fucking insane he's insane what other guy brings up the fact where he's like god i need more structure in my life like what kind of fucking yeah yeah like what are you talking about you have a job yeah you might say that like once you're like fuck i feel like like a rational person would be like i feel like i need more structure i'm not doing enough but that would be like the kind of the extent of it versus some guy being like
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No, I mean like for real, like high school. And then like resorting it back to high school. What a fucking moron.
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Which to be fair, the main protagonist, Xander, he was already like, I'm pretty fucking stupid as it is. So he, if anything, the guy probably just knows like what an onomatopoeia is. And he's like, God damn, this dude's pretty smart. You know what I mean?
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So I think that he's just, you made friends with a fucking lunatic.
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It's part one. I mean, it might branch out to like finding out more about their dynamic that might reveal more later.
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Well, at first when you said it, I thought that you were saying... I thought you were saying that this r slash no sleep story inspired others to do ARGs. Is that not right?
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Katie, my Facebook got hacked. I was literally just trying to log in when you called. Are you at home? I'm coming over. We're not done.
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Also, I want to say, how fucking much of a reach is that? Somebody reaches out to you, hey, we broke up. You're like, oh, what? You immediately believe it.
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If it was like, hey, I had one date, And the person you messaged him, of course, the person would be like, what the fuck? But yeah, I just thought that was kind of funny.
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Yeah, well, I want to say that it's building an interesting case of the junk mail and even just like minor things that are slowly building up over time. That would drive you fucking crazy after a while. Would I mean like that? It really, it would, it would be so exhausting, which it doesn't seem like a big deal, but I do think like it would actually, it would fuck you up after a while.
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It's a very interactive, immersive thing. There's a lot of different websites going on here now.
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I don't know. I mean, maybe when we read the story, there'll be more clarity into some of this. Maybe, you know what it is? It might be one of those things when you read into it and it starts, it's like meta. Like, it starts referring to those websites and shit.
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There is eight minutes Eight parts to this story. Uh-huh. This is where I'm at. So here's the thing. The first part, I think, is... It's not horrible. I think it introduces some interesting ideas of like... yeah, these minor inconveniences would be annoying. And then it kind of keeps rallying up to where now you're actually financially getting effective into it.
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And, you know, and I think that is scary. Like the, the real world repercussions of these things and how your normal day-to-day life would get completely shattered. Right. But I think it's like, I need, I think it needs to do something in the next couple of parts to elevate this idea or else I feel like it's going to be a lot of repetition and shit. Um, And it's absurd.
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I mean, this is just such an absurd concept.
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I think it's kind of weird to... Or I guess just something that keeps coming to my mind is that if you had a friend who was really weird, he's like, yeah, we had this thing where we joked around and said, yeah, I ruined my life, whatever. At what point would you kind of have that come back? That's what I'm wondering is he keeps saying, well, now I do know that now.
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I'm wondering how he's going to reiterate that back in because it's hard for me to separate that. I think that the time skip didn't help, but as a reader, it's hard to not just be like, well, dude, it's your buddy. It's your buddy. He's fucking with you or whatever, you know? And then also, like, I don't know. I'm curious to see where this goes, but really hoping part two jazzes it up here a bit.
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Oh, dude, if you're going to break into a car and you don't take someone's change, that's fucked up. I remember in school... when i when i was in uh lived in kansas city during college my car got broken into all the time i mean to the point where i just left the car unlocked just be like dude just use it don't when i went my windows anymore and you know you know the most up thing was
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What they would take your change and stuff. Every time they would take everything wires, broken iPhone cords, they would take trash like cups, take all that. The only thing that ever left in my fucking car, dude, I'm not even joking was they would leave my three Creed CDs every time they never took, never took my Creed CDs. They would take, they would take death metal.
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They would take country, all this other stuff. They would never take my Creed CDs. Oh, And I was fucking pissed. I was like my own prison, human clay, all this stuff. I was like, you guys, you guys are fucked. And I was, and you get back here and steal these DVDs.
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You're making a statement being like fucking dumbass.
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I was, uh, yeah. So I was like, of course he's going to take the change. At least take the creed CDs, dude. Like leave me with some respect. Because after a while, it's like, of course you would take the Creed CDs, man. Why wouldn't you? Good music. Good music.
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You have to increase your minimum required effort.
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Yeah, it's been, well, it's been almost a year. Mrs. K, is David home?
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Hi, David. It's Xander. I just spoke with your mom and she didn't know where you were, so she gave me your number. Please call me, man. I think you know why.
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Xander, have you been home today since you left?
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Is that the David King shit? Okay. Well, first off, there's no Xander. Dare my best friend.
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Someone broke it and stole a ton of stuff. Your computer's missing. Our TV is gone and all kinds of shit. Son of a bitch. Did you call the police?
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My partner's looking through the apartment now. A tech is going to come out and dust for prints. We're going to need you to make an inventory of everything that was stolen and bring it to the station once the tech is done. I have a suspect. I said. The cop raised his eyebrows. His name is David King.
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He used to be a really good friend of mine, but recently I've suspected that he's been doing all kinds of shit to me. I think he stole my identity and my parents' identity, damaged my vehicle, and now broken into my house.
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Why do you think he's doing all this? I found this in my car's ignition this morning with the window smashed.
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We had a conversation a year ago when we were talking about minimum requirements for success and how school made our lives easier because it had consequences. If we didn't make a minimum effort...
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Dare my best friend. One year ago, Xander... Oh, no, look! Yeah, look. Letterboxd. I dare you to ruin my life. One year ago, Xander Jones dared David King to ruin his life.
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Exactly. Get him the hell out of here.
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Come down to the station with your inventory and be ready to make a formal statement about your friend. I agreed to do so.
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Where the hell is Isaac or Jackson? They're always home. We should call them. I don't have their numbers.
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No, it looks like it exists because there's two reviews. Oh. There's two reviews on Letterboxd of people who said they know about it. Whoa.
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You could only freeze the account if there's money. I've been robbed! I shouted, feeling extremely angry now. You moved all your money to your debit card via our online app, and then withdrew it all in cash or an ATM this afternoon.
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I've been hacked! If you'd like to report fraudulent transactions, I can fill that out for you right here.
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Today? But it could have started any time over the last year.
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You should hear back from our fraud department soon. What about the ATM cameras? I don't have access to those. You'll have to file a police report. Okay, I'll do that.
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I'm really sorry about all the fraud going on.
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David used to be a friend about a year ago.
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You dared each other to ruin each other's lives, and then he took it more than seriously? Apparently. So you're not going to hold up your end of the deal? My end? He dared you first, man. And you haven't even tried. Well, no, I guess not.
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Prison would do it. If I can nail him for identity theft, that'll solve the problem. True. We need to show him that you aren't going to just lay down and take it. I have an idea. It's not going to ruin his life, but it'll make him realize you're going to fight back.
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Clark asked when we were back in the car. Clark, his mom is great. I don't think I can spray her house. His mom? Some guy that still lives with his mom is terrorizing you?
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That ought to get the neighbors talking. Honestly, that'd be way worse.
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David is act like is proactively fucking with their entire life. And they're just like, let's put thief.
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You know? I mean, it feels unrealistic. Like, I mean, if you know who it is, you know where he lives. I feel like, well, one, I feel like you would just want to threaten violence to him. Like he would just go up and be like, I'm going to fucking kill you unless you stop.
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I'd take a metal bat and I'd break his legs and be like, fucking quit it.
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You can make an argument to be like, they'll just be like, well, how do you know it's him? Like, there's probably ways of the law. That's why I'm like, I would just take a baseball bat and I just beat his legs and break his legs and be like, there you go.
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He's done everything to where you can't prove it's him. Because obviously the reasonable, rational thing would be like, call the cops, you go to prison. Sure. But if it's that, and it's to this point where it's like this guy is proactively fucking with you this much, you really have no other option.
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I'd appreciate that. You know what? Let's just dive into this. Let's dive into it. I promise you this. I will not crash out this time. I will. Okay.
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Like what is David's like young Sheldon. And they're just too afraid to even touch them.
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It's like a little fucking lizard. It's like Sheldon Cooper, just like an athlete. But he's like Sheldon Cooper changing for American Ninja Warrior or whatever.
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I'm telling you, it's gay sex. That is the end of part two. Part two is ending in gay sex, 100%. Dude, that would make this a way scarier story.
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And, uh, Yeah, I mean, you know what? I'll give it this. I'm slowly being kind of bought in. I am being bought in, not for a legitimate reason. No, no, no. It's getting absurd and silly, and I'm having more fun. The part one, I'm not going to lie, it was kind of like stepping in deep mud. But now it feels like we're having fun.
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I imagine he wasn't even running. He was like flying.
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He looked like Goku flying. Yeah, I think that feels way better.
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Yeah, he has the Nintendo orange gun. Yeah. All right. We are in part three now of I dared my friend to ruin my life so far. Well, actually, before we get into the third part, how are you feeling about part one and two?
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It's picking up to be something enjoyable. I think that this is kind of how I feel. It needs to either pick the lane of like... really diving me deep into something where you as like the reader are like, that would be fucking horrible. Or it needs to go the other direction of like, this is so like cheesy and funny and fun.
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You know, it needs to like pick, it needs to pick a lane and like really start revving the engine. But I will say part two, at least I was trickling in having a bit more fun. I'm hoping now, you know, he like gives them AIDS.
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So you think if, if it took, if David King became like a paranormal route, that is, that would set you like, you would like that.
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I really want bioterrorism. Like you can't like, once you go down that route, you cannot go back.
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Like a, like a bomb. Well, it could be that, or I'm just saying he has a syringe, he sticks Xander with it, and now he has AIDS.
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No, no, I'm saying, like, just something fucked up like that where he's like, like, really... pushed me to a point where, I mean, psychologically, can you even imagine that this little joke goes on or this like dare, right. Goes into, and like one day you're like, is that a fucking like bug bite? You like slap back your neck. You're like, what the fuck? You don't think anything of it.
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And then like weeks go by, you go to the, go to the doctor and they're like, yeah, You have this virus or this disease or something.
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Like, just something where... Push the envelope a bit more. I mean, don't get me wrong. It has been fun getting, like... He's loosened up the pipes. It's, like, flooding it. Psychological torment, not only to Xander, but to his family and friends. It's building up, but get me somewhere faster. And I think part three, I think it's going to get us there. I'm excited.
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Already, I would have paid serious money to have a why so serious right there. Would have killed. Would have killed.
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And also, I don't know about you. I've no, I've pictured David as like maybe a 95 pound five foot four guy who wears like two XL polos and big baggy jeans and shit.
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I want to clarify the rules of the game since you finally caught on that we're playing.
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That would put an end to your ruined life, and that's not the goal. Now, you haven't put any effort into ruining MY life! Why not?
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I'm doing all the work making you fight for life while you're doing nothing to improve me. Not that I haven't learned anything, but it would be more fun if you'd fight back. I'll even let Clark help you, but I think you need motivation. Okay, first off, this is getting very anime.
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It can't veer back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Do you think I need motivation to hurt you as if Yes, you do need it. Because despite everything that's happened to you, your only attempt to fight back was pathetic. I need you to put up your game and fight harder. So that's where some motivation kicks in.
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He has hired the Italian mob to kidnap Xander's girlfriend.
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Also, I just want to know, this is going into the exact Harvey Dent and Rachel Joker arc in The Dark Knight. She's in a warehouse and she's going to blow up very soon.
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He's just as excited to play as I am. Do you have any questions before the game really starts? Okay, so I'm imagining that he legitimately made friends with seven middle-aged, obese Italian mobsters who are like, Sure, David. We'll help you do whatever we can.
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Yeah. Count us in. Exactly. We'll do it for what? $42,000, David?
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Yeah, I feel like ruining someone's life, you have to let them live, right? So they are in the misery?
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Yep. What the hell happened to you? We were best friends! Things change. I'd be dreaming of this game for years now. You were my only real friend I could do this with. One day I decided to just go for it. You've ruined your life by trying to ruin mine. Once you're convicted of identity theft and kidnapping, your life is over.
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It's kind of funny where it's like, it is real, but it's funny having someone just be like, identity theft and you ruined my credit.
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But they have to live through that misery.
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I mean, you're 100% right. We are in Green Goblin territory, for sure.
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Yeah, I mean, this makes me think it's definitely... like, anime-inspired kind of stuff. Like, hmm, well, I guess that's my cue to leave. And he, like, pushes up his glasses. And he, like, teleports away in a cloud of smoke.
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Ethereum's more practical, but Bitcoin's more profitable. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Okay, first off, I was going to say, I thought you were going to be cute and say, like, oh, you're ruining my life. But we didn't have to go into... to me crashing out. I, there was a lot of factors to why I crashed out the first time it was, it was an accumulation of the work end of year stuff. It was us trying to wrap everything up.
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Yeah, you could also, well, to be fair, I don't think they can prove anything yet. And then also, I think that if they beat the shit out of him, I think that he could probably just turn around and be like, oh, like they assaulted me.
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I thought you said he used to be your friend. He did. And he never acted like this?
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Let's hope so. We should start planning. I'm not taking any chances while he has Katie. Okay, man. I want nothing to do with this at all. But... I also want to help you. If it was anyone else, I'd nope the fuck out. Then let's get started.
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Yes, legitimately. I was going to say Alfred or Robin. He's just like, well, I didn't know that I could be a vigilante, but since you're Batman, I guess I'm going to be your sidekick. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
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He's 78-year-old Michael Caine sitting on his back. So I thought that you were trying to ruin my wife. I have Katie, and I plan on blowing her up if you don't try to ruin me wife. My God, Xander, you look so much more different. Some people just want to watch the world burn. The Michael Caine bit has got to end.
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Yeah. In my mind, she is in a warehouse with four pinstripe suit Italian mobsters waiting to be blown up. And he's like, yeah, we should get him fired.
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Steve, Joe, you're dying of cancer. Well, I better eat pears.
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If we can come up with... Okay, first off, I'll do the same thing. Same things to him that he's done to me. Wow. How imaginative. So what if we just did everything he did to us to him?
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Hold on, there's Brazilian fart porn on my Facebook feed. I have to delete it first.
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So they're still not really looking to physically do anything to him.
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If someone had... my wife in a warehouse that was going to blow her up. And there was Italian mobsters, right?
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The way that I would ruin this person's life is I would cut off all their toes, their fingers. I'd blind them. I'd make them deaf and I'd make them mute. Like, like how else, I mean, that would ruin, I mean, like what else can you do? Cut out their tongue.
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And it's just like, well, there you go. Because also, if you do that, you completely incapacitate him to do anything else.
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Yeah, his tongue is cut out. He has no eyes and he's deaf. He's like, well played. Also, I feel like couldn't you do that to him, right? You physically incapacitate him because he's going to kill somebody. I mean, he's threatened murder. He's a psychopath. If you do that, can you not just go to the Italian mobsters then and be like, okay, I mean, he's a vegetable.
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All right, let it go. Right? I mean, like, it just, it seems odd that you don't immediately just be like, we're going to break his legs. We're going to break his hands.
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But then the other thing, too, is unless... Because what did he say earlier about the cops, like, getting arrested? He's like, oh, I don't want you to get arrested because of this or that or whatever. Yeah. Or did he say that? Well, I'm just, I'm trying to think of like, oh, well he can't, we, if we do that, we're going to be arrested. And I wonder if that like falls into like a negative area.
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And I think you can do that. But at the same time, I'm thinking like you and Clark, or let's just say Isaiah and Hunter...
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go and then the whole plan is like okay well let's just fucking we're gonna break his fucking legs i'm gonna shoot him in the leg do whatever with a shotgun but then the story to car to rebuttal that that's when the story is like oh they try to go there and do that and they like he expected them to resort to violence and i.e you know i mean like it's just odd where they're like yeah and then we'll we'll mess up with his job they're like what the fuck are you doing
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You're a moron. You're fucking like a little baby. Because this is how his cereal is not going to be store brand. It's going to be store brand and not, you know, awesome good stuff. It's like the bad kind of cereal.
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I also like to think that he walks the same kind of way too.
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And he has his hand in his pocket like that.
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Well, yeah, the thing is, like, you can you can still fuck with people or like physically deter someone and not kill them. You could get a gun and shoot him in his fucking in his kneecap or yeah, like his hands or something crazy.
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Also, I'm drawing David right now while you read the, because these, because these lists are driving me fucking crazy.
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You know what, actually thinking about back, I was actually pretty depressed. If I remember, if I could look back, I actually, I think I was in super depression, actually. Not even mild, I was in super depression.
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The Equifax, the identity Equifax thing has been harked on way too much.
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Yeah, that was me probably being depressed.
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Yeah, I wish I would have just taken medication, but instead he ruined my life, so that was fine.
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What's a depression medication? What am I thinking of? I almost said Aflac. That's the duck. That's the insurance, right? Why did I say Aflac? Is there a medication that's almost like Aflac?
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Also, why wouldn't he just tell him where they're at?
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So if he stole my identity, it's likely he broke in too. He hates me. Okay, but what actually happened that made you not be friends anymore?
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Okay, boys. Thank you for the tip and your inventories. We'll investigate this just like any other crime and give it our best effort. Gotta get copies of your driver's license and phone numbers so I can contact you if I have any questions.
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Well, it starts with an A. I don't know why my mind was me like, Aflac! And I was like, of course. The thing that cures my depression is the talking duck.
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Yeah? You're under arrest for vandalism and trespassing on private property.
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When I went to cop your license, I checked it against our records. Last night, someone called and reported that you had been to their home and sprayed thief on their house and then attacked him when he came out to stop you.
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Why would you not? Why would you not also, why would you also not lead with, Hey, he's, he's, he's kidnapped my girlfriend.
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David King, the one you just recommended as a suspect, was the one who called it in. Seems to me like you're trying to discredit him before he reported you.
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Mr. King explicitly stated that there was only one vandal and that he watched Mr. Ulysses sneak out to the house and spray it by himself. I know you're trying to protect your friend, but don't throw your life away, kid.
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I fully believed that he was gone for so long because it was like, oh no, he paid off the cops. I thought it was going to be that immediately.
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Well, what's annoying about this so far is that it's like, if you tell an officer, like, hey, so he actually, he's kidnapped my girlfriend. He has admitted to it, whatever. It's like...
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And it was, it was just one of those days where you're exhausted, you know? And I think that I just wasn't looking at it through the right lens. So today I'm hoping that I'm going to, I I'm looking at it in a more positive light. That's all I got to say. And I've rested. I've, I've left the country. I've come back a new man and I I'm ready. I'm ready to tackle this bad boy. Eight parts.
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Outline the English essay, finish the math homework, get decent grades, pass the driving exam, be home by curfew, find a girlfriend. Now we're out of high school. There's no structure. Our lives have become meaningless and we are just floating through space with no aim or purpose. Would you go back to high school then?
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The web of the web of lies that were web of lies that's happening before eyes right now.
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Hi. Can't talk now. I'm in a rush and I... She cut me off.
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I'm not sure where she is. I have to go. I'll call you back. He's actually a monster.
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I was just talking to an officer and then he arrested my friend and walked off. I need to talk to the officer on my other case about identity fraud. What case number? I'm Nothing to say.
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So, I submitted a report for identity theft a while ago, and I haven't heard anything about it. The FCC could take some time to respond. Well... Now there's a new report for a break-in at my apartment. I was talking to another officer earlier and told him that I have a suspect for both crimes.
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In the moment, high school was annoying. It's only after looking back that I see how much better it was than I realized. What's the solution, then? Either go somewhere that has structure and can deliver what high school gave us, or create our own structure. Also, he's definitely, this is like, I feel like he's a sleeper Marine recruiter.
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One David King, correct? Looks like it was written in your file. Yes, David King. He used to be a friend of mine, but now he hates me and he's been targeting me. Targeting you how? Most recently, he's kidnapped my girlfriend, Katie. Finally, it comes out.
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Last night, we went to go graffiti his house. He chased after us and pinned me to a table. He called someone on the phone and had them put Katie on the phone. I heard her voice and he claimed he kidnapped her to motivate me.
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I need more details about the phone call. What did she say? What did you say? What did you hear on the other end?
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I don't mean the crimes themselves, I just mean the connections linking David to all these crimes.
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The break-in, broken windows, hacked accounts, and empty bank account will have to produce their own evidence to prove that David committed each one. To you, this is all one timeline of events. But to the law, they're all separate crimes that have to be treated with no regard for past actions.
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I believe you, but I can't make an arrest without witnesses or hard evidence. Your story is circumstantial at best, but I do believe you when you say they are connected. Finally, someone believes me. God, yeah. What good that's worth, dude. Nothing's happening. All right, cool. At least someone believes me. What did the techs say about the break-in? They said they found a few fingerprints.
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All the fingerprints found belong to each of you and a few other people who used to live there. According to the file, they've all been confirmed as past residents. And what about the ATM camera? Now, that's something unfortunate.
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We got a call from your bank to file a fraud report. It was smart of you to go through the bank to report the fraud.
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My boss made it a priority. And since it was your same name, it was added to our file on your identity theft. It's been the one personally... I've been the one personally working on identity theft case. Once received the case, I called the convenience store that the ATM was in. They gave me the brand of the ATM so I could request the footage from the company.
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This does not sound like exactly the guy's like, what if he just joined the army? Is that not where this is leading? Doesn't that sound like it? It doesn't matter.
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Problem is, that ATM doesn't have a camera. What? How can the ATM not have a camera? Not all brands do. Some ATMs have cameras built in, and this was one of them. Not all brands do. Some ATMs don't have cameras built in.
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and this is one of them someone logged into your online bank account right before the ATM transaction and moved all of your money from savings into your checking account they also increased your ATM withdrawal limit to 5000 while online which was above the 3500 you had in your account normally you can only withdraw 500 per day what about the stores camera?
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I asked for them to bring the footage down they said they'll be in today where's the store? I want to see this for myself no I have an inclination to lean towards your theory, but I will collect the evidence myself, and court will decide. You steer clear.
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Everything is so detailed. I have a feeling all of our viewers have parted and I feel bad.
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I have no money. My car windows are smashed and I can't repair them. My work will be due and I have no way to pay. I can't get to work in a car I can't drive. I need my money back.
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If David is the one who used your information to commit credit fraud, why would he steal a measly $3,500 from you? Because he's dead set on ruining my life? That's the dare. He's taking it too far.
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What about Katie? The kidnapping is going to get top priority. That's the one case that has a witness. You. I won't be working on it, but someone in a different section of the department will be. The other detective will want to interview you today and get started. Let's do it then. Hernandez steps out.
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I think if my friends started talking about this, I'd be like, why don't you shut the hell up, dude?
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I'll need you to bring David in for questioning. Your testimony is decent, but we'll need more evidence for conviction. I can't arrest him because I need more proof. If we arrest him without enough proof, he'll walk free and can't be tried again.
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alright, I just, I was just talking with another officer that said David called in and told you all that Clark graffitied his house and he had to do, all he had to do was call and he got arrested Detective White excused himself to go find out more about what had happened he came back five minutes later
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Yeah, I just say, what is it, life structured at high school? It's like, what are you? Who taught you?
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Photographs of the graffiti, photographs of Clark coming up to the house, his own testimony about recognizing Clark, and bruised face. Clark's hand is also cut up, which corroborates his story. We noticed it when we booked him. This is the kind of evidence we need to convict in a kidnapping.
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Right now, we have your testimony stating you said hello to Katie on a phone and David that he kidnapped her. We need more evidence to convince a jury. But I was with Clark! And the pictures, you weren't. They're fakes! An expert will check them and determine that.
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Every time I repair them, they're smashed again the next day. I might have an idea, but I'll need approval from my boss.
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Also, just because it's like you have the idea of like, I work 40 hours at a minimum wage job, which, you know, sure. That's, is that a career? It might not be a career now, but that's still a lot of things you have to do. I mean, that's, you have to be there at a certain time. You have to do a set amount of goals.
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I feel like this is, he's trying to lead into gay sex is what I think is happening. I mean, it's kind of like... It definitely feels like this is one click away from him being like... Of David being like, why is your pants off? And he's going to be like, I don't know. Why is your pants off?
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This is probably one of the worst stories I've read, so it's not going to be fun. It's not going to go there.
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We'll still carry out the surveillance. Don't worry. They'll analyze Isaac's body and they find so much as a fleck of skin that we can link to David. We'll nail him. No criminal is perfect.
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Oh my God, Clark, are you okay? I'm fine. Posted bail, it was 350 bucks, so not awful. I thought you said you'd be here by five.
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Clark, you said you were going to hang out with me, man. You said you were going to do this with me.
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No, come here. Look at my structure. Someone to tell me how bad I am. Tell me how bad I am at structure. Well, I don't want to go to college or the military. And I can't think of anywhere else that provides the same structure. Yes, I have to make my own. But I have no idea where to start. The thing about high school was that, okay, I need him to fuck off the high school.
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This might be my least favorite thing we've ever read.
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We still have four parts, and I'm in hell.
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Maybe I'm being a negative Nancy. Maybe I need to, like, look at this in a different light. I'm going to go into part five here in a new light, and I'm going to start having fun.
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Alright, while you read, I'm gonna keep drawing that then.
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I think two weeks after high school, I don't think I ever thought about it again.
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I loved high school. I had a great time. But also, it was... To say that it gave me... To even say I gave effort in high school is insane. Alright, anyways. Yeah, go ahead. The thing about high school was that it required a minimum effort. If you didn't give that minimum effort, you would face the consequences. Jesus Christ.
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I have explained everything else in the fucking universe in this deal, but I'm not going to explain Linux.
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Yeah, but it would take thousands of years. Someone would definitely take thousands of years.
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The consequences were bad enough that you and I would put effort into school. When high school ended, that minimum effort level decreased. Now our minimum effort is not enough to improve ourselves. Whatever structure we build has to have those consequences built in a minimum effort that forces us to improve constantly.
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I seriously hate myself. I hate myself for deciding to read this. I fucking hate this.
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Once in my office, I found him stomping his feet on the floor. I asked him what he was doing, and he admitted that he was trying to crush anything microscopic that could be on my floor. Oh, my God. God. I seriously fear that he will not be able to remain in society without serious medication and therapy. Why are you stomping your feet?
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
Just trying to kill all the germs and little cells on the floor.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
This is, I'm not, no, I'm not even, I'm not even joking. No, I'm not even joking. This is the worst thing we have ever read. And that is not me being a Debbie Downer. I'm sad. Realistically, this is the worst thing we have ever read.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
It's just not fun enough, man. I'm in hell. I wanted this to be done. We should just keep pushing on. I'm in hell. I'm loving this. All right.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
That's that, that's your, that is your, that is your one and all solution. If you need structure, get a fentanyl addiction. That'll get you that you can find structure that way, buddy.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
The fact that it's not that he's even his friend. It's just the story does not work so far, even if it is a PSA, whatever. It's so descriptive and like it is haltering itself every time. Every other paragraph.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
We talked earlier about you need to choose a lane. And with the descriptive stuff, it gets so serious in trying to ground it in reality that it's not fun. It's not like Jeff the Killer where it's just like, I don't give a fuck. I'm 12 and I'm writing something that I think is creepy.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
It's something that's supposed to be like, and this is why this is happening, because this is the reasonable, plausible explanation to this. And also, for people who don't know about fraud, this is what this is. It has nothing to do with him being... The problem is not his friend, being his friend or not a stranger. It's the sheer fact that we're not progressing the story at all.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
And the thing, too, is these parts are so...
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
David seems to have performed a complete 180 in his mood, actions, and demeanor. He has been polite and kind every time he has come in and is very capable of being fully functional. Did I tell you that this is basically Michael Myers? David King is Michael Myers.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
Also, the amount of time he said minimum effort made me want to... I wanted to jump off a bridge.
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Please. I hope so. Did I tell you I'm also an alcoholic?
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
Yes, David killed a psychologist. Son of a bitch. I wonder if this would work better too if they were like, if he was at like a juvenile detention thing or if he was like, In like a wayward house. Like he was also kind of like mentally fucked up.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
It's also or let's say that even the released. let's say he's released back.
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I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life | Creep Cast
Yeah. And like, or the, the, the one kid or, or Xander is released. Right. And he's back in public. And then fucking David breaks out like some, or something like that. Now you have something to where you also can say that your narrator or your protagonist is an unreliable narrator, right?
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because he is also mentally disturbed and stuff and you're kind of like you get into like almost a beautiful mind thing where maybe he's seeing shit or i don't know anyways that the idea of him i think like this idea of him like afterthought of him like well he was in a mental hospital i honestly think that would have been a way more fun approach than just starting it with i'm bored i have no reason i have no purpose kill me kill my girlfriend yeah
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Also, very bummed this didn't lead to gay sex, if I'm being completely honest so far.
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Yeah. Versus if they're in a mental asylum and they're having that conversation makes way more sense.
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Yeah. I have, I will also, I have no purpose. I have no structure and they're in a mental asylum. Like it's like, it's fucking crazy.
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I think also having like more, you can, instead of the officers, you have them be. Or at least. Yeah, people that work at the handout medication or something and whatever. You know what I mean?
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I 100% and I don't want to derail the story. We got to keep moving, but I want to say that I would love to read a smut book like from smut.
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I'm not even joking. I will punch a hole through my monitor and I'll slit my wrist.
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And I swear to God, I'm not even joking. I don't know where this is going. If it ends that way, I'm done with this show. I am done with this show. If that's how this ends, I'm done with this show.
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I think that it would be very funny and I think it would be the scariest thing we would have read so far on this channel.
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Okay, so I'm in danger because... I don't know if you guys know this. This guy's crazy.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
I don't understand, Professor Zonda Kaplan said while his girlfriend sobbed into a pillow. I thought you liked tulips. I do, she said. It's just, you get them for me every year. It's starting to get a little impersonal. I mean, this time you didn't even include a card. Xander winced. Her reasoning was sound. I apologize, he said. I obviously made an error in judgment.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
He tried to take her hand, but she pulled it out of reach. Do you remember what I did for your birthday, she said? I got you that new Bunsen burner you wanted. I knit you a pair of wool socks so your feet wouldn't get cold in the lab. You never make that kind of effort for me. All you do is think about yourself. That's incorrect, Xander said. What about emeraldium?
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
It took me nine months to synthesize that element, and I named it after you. You were going to synthesize that element anyway, Emily said. You needed it for your secret project, that silver orb thing in your lab. Emeladium wasn't about me, it was about you. I mean, for God's sake, you won't even tell me what it does. Xander sighed. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
Emily blinked back some tears. I don't know, I mean, it's not like you can just go back in time and get me a different present. Xander's expression brightened. Wait there, he said. I'll be right back. Xander hurried down the hall, crept into his laboratory and locked the door behind him. His time machine was right where he had left it.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
He climbed inside the silver orb and flicked on the power switch. His plan was simple. Travel back in time to this morning. Find a new gift for Emily and bring it to the present. But there were a couple of risks. There was a chance, for example, that using the machine would cause the universe to explode. He'd never tested the thing out before.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
There was also no guarantee that he would be able to find a good present. He only had enough emeraldium to fuel five minutes of time travel. That didn't give him a lot of wiggle room. Wherever he went, he would have to shop efficiently. Zander was usually a pretty good problem solver. He had, for example, invented a time machine.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
But quantum physics and nuclear hydraulics were trivial compared to the rigours of gift shopping. He massaged his temples, trying to remember if Emily had dropped any hints lately. He vaguely recalled her staring at a vase in Crate and Barrel. But that place was full of vases. There was no way he'd be able to pick out the right one.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
He was trying to remember the name of her favourite perfume when a thought entered his head. Maybe he was thinking too small. His machine could transport him to any time and place in human history. Why go back a few hours when he could go back a few centuries? He knew Emily loved Shakespeare. She'd written her senior thesis on one of his tragedies.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
Why not travel back to the Globe Theatre and swipe her an original script? It wouldn't be too difficult, he reasoned. All he'd have to do was dash backstage and grab one. It would be the most impressive gift she'd ever received in her life. But which tragedy had Emily written her thesis about? He knew it was one of the King One's Richard the something or Charles the something.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
But there were a bunch of those. What if he got it wrong? It was too risky. There was always jewellery. He knew the general construction dates for King Tut's tomb. He could park in front of the pyramid, run inside and snatch a jade stone. He entered the coordinates and was about to push the lever when he started to second guess himself again. Buying women jewellery was always chancy.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
Emily had very specific tastes, and what if she didn't like Jade? It wasn't like he'd be able to go back and return it. He thought back to the night they met. He was finishing his PhD at the time, and his lab had closed early because of Easter. He'd stuffed his papers into his briefcase and shuffled through the rain to the 116th Street station.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
It was 4.05am and the platform was deserted, except for Emily. It had been several days since Xander's last conversation with a human, and when she started to speak to him, he felt the stirrings of a panic attack. But Emily's friendly smile managed somehow to put him at ease. She was awfully cheerful, given her circumstances. Her MetroCard had expired, she said, and the machines were broken.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
She'd been stranded for over 20 minutes. Would he be willing to sell her a ride? Zanda nodded and watched as she rooted around in her purse for some cash to pay him back. It was a moment or two before it occurred to him that she had given him the chance to be gallant. You don't have to reimburse me, he said. I'll swipe you in for free.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
She thanked him enthusiastically and then, shockingly, wrapped her arms around his torso. Zanda wasn't used to physical contact, and although the hug was brief, it caused his entire body to tingle from head to toe. It was a startling sensation, like walking through an electrically charged field. He still felt that way whenever she touched him.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
Xander was an atheist and believed fiercely in random causality. But by the end of their shared subway ride, he was sure he'd experienced a miracle. This wonderful person had shown up out of nowhere and given him a chance at love. And in return, he'd given her three years of misery. He thought about all of his Saturday nights at the lab, ignoring her calls, making excuses.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
He thought about the way she cried when he handed her the tulips. How could he make up for three years of romantic ineptitude with a single birthday present? He closed his eyes and concentrated. There had to be a right answer. Cleopatra's crown. Joan of Arc's sword. A baby dinosaur. What was the greatest thing he could give her? The very best present in the world.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
It was the hardest problem he'd ever attempted to solve. But then, as always, the solution came to him. Xander parked his time machine by the 116th Street station and dashed into the subway. It was 3.45am, a little over three years in the past. Emily was standing by the turnstile, swiping and re-swiping her expired MetroCard. He took a deep breath and approached her. Let me guess, he said.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
Expired MetroCard. She chuckled. How do you know? I had a hunch. Come on, I'll swipe you through. Oh, that's okay, she said. I'll just go to the machine upstairs or... The machines are all broken, he said. You better catch this one, he said. The next one won't come for another twenty minutes. Before she could protest, he took out his MetroCard and swiped her through the turnstile.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
She smiled back at him with confusion. Aren't you coming? she asked as the train pulled into the station. Xander averted his eyes. He worried that if he looked at her, he would start to cry. I need to take a different train, he said. Well, at least let me pay you for that. That's all right, he said, his voice breaking. It's a present.
This American Life
638: Rom-Com
He was about to turn away when she leaned over the turnstile and hugged him. It was exactly as he remembered it, her long brown hair brushing softly against his neck, his entire body tingling with warmth. Thanks, she said. He tried to say you're welcome, but the words got caught in his throat. He waved goodbye as she boarded the train. Then he marched out of the station alone.