Chapter 1: What challenges did Dan face during his 48-hour goal kicking challenge?
This September. I said organize transport to the live show. I didn't mean get us on a flight, mate.
The Biggest Live Podcast.
It's about the experience. In Australian history. We didn't need it. We live in Melbourne.
Think fast. Five-star handball. Oh, shit. Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, no. It's gone.
You think what I'm thinking?
Damn garbage.
I'm scared.
Joey Lopez.
It was such a bad idea.
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Chapter 2: How did the freezing conditions affect the Hawks' game in Tassie?
So if you think it's going to be like a live, no, it's like a celebration of grand final week on the Thursday night before you get your public holiday on the Friday here in Melbourne and then into the grand final. So it really sets the tone for your weekend. So it's going to be huge. The link's in our bio right now. You can go and get those tickets and cheap tickets too.
And for the guests that we have to come through and just sink so much piss and get around each other and have puffy faces and feel like us on a feel good Friday. Just dive in with us. We don't feel good Friday after that because that'll be alarming. We may as well just do a live one in the green room after. Just keep it rolling. We'll post it. Yeah, that could be alarming for everyone here.
My face is going to be so puffy on Friday morning. You can go to the riser with Joey after as well. Yeah, big fan of the riser, aren't you, Joe? I was going to keep that a secret. I go to the riser all the time. I mean, that reel you posted last night at the Rising Sun Hotel was on the door. I'm running myself out. The puffy face factory. I go to the Rise all the time. Shout out Connor.
Okay, don't need to shout him out at all. X, big lunch yesterday. I've got something for you. You have, you know, you just said I went around the room and kind of targeted everyone because I'm a bit on edge today at the moment. So you obviously, you break news is what you do.
You are coming through and you're like a hot knife through butter just on the up, breaking stories, doing things that people aren't doing, doing your way. You're, you know, you're a cool guy. You're a reporter. You get the facts. You report right. Correct? Yes, correct. What is this? So say you're calling people and you go, and you know what?
If I don't get them, they're going to have to call me back. Yeah. Yeah. And if they have a big thing, like say you've got a bit of cheese and you're like, I want to get this. I want to make sure the rat's got the right cheese. And if I miss them, they're going to come back to me and say, you know what? You're correct. And if you miss them, they go to a voicemail. Oh, mate.
So it could be a huge story, you've missed it, and then your voicemail plays. Yeah, I know where this is going. Can you play your voicemail for us? No, you don't actually have it there. Yeah, we don't. Do you want to go and text it at all? Can you play? Do you have it on yours? Well, no, so here's the thing. Because I actually deleted it. I can't find it, but can I call you? No. Come on.
Well, no, no, no. But if you call me, right? Oh, mate. So this is so annoying because I actually, I've been to Apple three times about this. Three times. And the most recent time was about a month ago. So I didn't know that this was still happening. It's still going. So can you do my call? It's so cute. Oh, it's so funny.
So for context, if I let my phone ring out, it just goes to regular voicemail. Like, and it's, you know, Zandy here, please leave a message. All good. If it force declines, it goes to the first ever voicemail I ever made. Which is you when, what age is this? Let's play it. 12. It's so bad. I can't believe you got this. It's so good. Oh, what? No, it must be the ring out one.
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Chapter 3: What insights were shared about the players' physical conditions after the game?
Clearance, they got pumped in the first quarter and then won that territory battle, and that essentially was the game.
Chapter 4: What exciting news did the boys share about the Dan Does Footy Live event?
So getting smoked at every stoppage in the first quarter. Yeah. When you've got two Ruckman and it's in a bounce and you're throwing in Marbiel Choll, It was a strange call, but obviously it was so important to win the centre bounce in that game because it was wet, hard to move the ball, hard to score.
So if you won clearance and got the ball in your half, you were going a long way to winning the game. Just on the blankie boys just quickly. Yes. So Isaac Rankin, tick, injured. You deserve your little blankie on the bench. Bailey McDonald after halftime. Real, like real blanket activity. And he started with it on the lap and then it spread a bit further.
They cut to a wide shot of him and he looked like he had the little shivers going. Yeah. And I thought he was done for the night, but then he came back on. He actually played a good game. He's laying down with it. But does that play on? Kawachi had the puffer jacket on when he maybe broke his hand. That's play on.
No, I think it's one of those ones, having a blanket on then going to run back out on the field to play, that's a big mindfuck. But, I mean, you've got to stay warm. It's like going from the couch to the field right away. The whole thing is like staying warm, though. That's the point of it. Man, warmth is a mindset. Okay? If anyone knows about that, it's me.
Says the guy who just got injured flat out in his career. Yeah, no. Being injured and warm is a mindset. Maybe they didn't play it every game. Absolutely not. Five on the bench means you're on the bench for longer. So, like, average time would have been like five, six minutes. Now it's like eight to nine minutes. It's even longer. Clarko was running shirtless. I was about to say that. Oh, sorry.
What a long way they've come. No, you can say it. Go on. Oh, Clarko ran around Waverley Park shirtless before they played in Canberra. Yeah. And the snow game. They've come a long way from that to having blankets with the boys. Hawthorne, when Clarko was there, you weren't allowed to wear a long sleeve. And Cicely had two on for this game. He actually did. Made up for last week.
In behalf of the game, said, yeah, Cicely's got two long sleeves on. So he missed out last week with a short sleeve. He was naked. Had two on this game. Just to make it up for it. Sam Mitchell's a genius. So a few questions going into this game about is he a genius or is he just like really good at pub trivia? No. Genius because Gunston, their guy, they know obviously he's so important.
We've seen that. Doesn't have Gunston, but let's just make Blake Harburg our Gunston and let him be a bullet train at the forward line. And worked. Who's the next oldest in the list? All right, sweet. You're full forward. It was such a good replacement. Yeah. Forward growing up, kicks forward too, but he played the Gunston role perfectly where he just starts in the car park and just flies out.
He's quick and powerful. Lightning. I think that's what they did. One, he was a forward when he was younger, so he's got the craft, but... That role that they play, it's like if you can get off the mark faster than your opponent, you've got a long way to get the mark inside 50. To be fair, the ball movement wasn't exactly expressed like it usually was.
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Chapter 5: How did the boys reflect on the recent performance of the Hawthorne team?
That feels a little unneeded. It's got a little bit political, didn't it? Puffy face over there. And puffy ears as well. Puffy brain. Yeah. Yeah. They handed it over. But it was because they said that it was why they thought that Sam Mitchell wasn't going to be a great coach was because of his intensity as a captain. And he was very like hard, my way or the highway kind of thing.
And after he was the premiership captain in 08, I'm sorry, Pretty sure I'm getting the years right here. Maybe it was one, maybe it was 10, but I think it was 09. They went with Hodgie. You know, I heard from him, I might have said this before, he had in his house when he was playing, he had an empty trophy cabinet and they'd walk past it and people were like, what's that for?
And he'd go, oh, when I win my Brownlow, it's going in there. He got a Brownlow though. Well, exactly. His motivation was to have the empty trophy cabinet in his house. Oh, nice. Before he won it, he's like, what's in that? People come in for dinner or some wine. What's that for? Oh, when I win a Brownlow, it's going in there. You got the same thing. Yeah, no, it's got so many cobwebs on it.
It's just dust. I don't prep my ship. Maynix, what's Maynix? Yes. End of 2010. Okay. Just on that Brownlow chat quickly. Yes. I have a guy that I know who played at West Coast. Justin Langer is on the board there. I think Justin Langer is still on the board there. And he takes a strong mentoring role over some young players. And apparently he's really good.
And one of these guys, he was saying to him, what do you want to be? What do you want to do? And he goes, just get regular games and build my way into it. And he goes, no. You need to put brown low metals on your roof. You need to put it so that it's the last thing you see before you go to sleep and that's the first thing you see when you wake up.
You've got to put one on the mirror when you're in the bathroom. You've got to live and breathe it and all this stuff. And apparently these young guys are like, oh, that's psychotic. Oh, my God. That's psychotic. That's too much. That's a lot. Brady Hoffs getting around like, yeah, I'm wearing a brown low. Brady Hoffs, you know those glow lights that kids have at the stars?
Brady Hoffs has a brown low glow light above his bed. Like games, like 300 games, all the glow lights. Rhett Bazzo's phone wallpaper is Matthew Scott. Milan Murdoch's just looking at premiership cups and glow sticks above his bed. Milan Murdoch could do that. Yeah. He's like a psycho when he does that. Justin Lange has lit my room up. I'm sleeping with glow sticks.
Fucking bullshit premiership cups in here. He's probably really taking that advice on board. Milan Murdoch would. He's a dog when he goes out there. He would. So let's go to Adelaide. What's Matty Nix doing with Josh Rochelle? Because Joshua Shelley was injected in the midfield and was doing really well. And now we're just not playing in the midfield? I don't think you can. I've said this.
You've said it before. Ray can hurt his calf. Yeah, yeah. So what happened then? Well, I think you probably should put Rochelle in there. But he is so important up forward. What did he kick? Three last night? Looking dangerous every time the ball is going in the 450. It's Dawson with a little bit of burst, but he's like a cripple burst. Like he needs a stiff arm and a step on you.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of the AFL's decisions on the Tasmanian team?
Like Neil Bullen is like a perfect Cain Lambert and one of them could just be Dusty that just runs around the forward half. Mate, he's showing you enough too. He'd be like Tom Atkins for Geelong right now. But you've seen him. Didn't he kick five in a packing match from the midfield? And he kicked three from midfield and had like 30 and was a Sacramento. So have you seen enough?
So Maynick's supposed to go, nah, I don't like it. I honestly reckon Maynick's, Just doesn't like him. I did listen to the comms last night on Seven because the broadcast team talked to the coaches pre-game. You probably might not know more about this, but they show that they talked to them pre-game.
And I think they asked Matty Nix, and Matty Nix says, like, we just think he's more valuable in the forward half. That's why. I get it. He's a genuine X-Factor down there. Oh, well, it's his team, so he can do what he wants. I'm going to lose sleep over it. They need my boys, the tackle twins in there. Dawson and Berry. How good's Berry? Berry's great.
Berry's like that Scott Thompson just socks up. Massive arms. If he starts getting those biceps, that'd be so good. He's got a bit of bunda. He does, yeah. A bit of bunda. Okay, yeah. The bunda.
I think also maybe made Nick stop playing with Shelly in the midfield was because he launched that plush footy after the showdown and signed it and wrote fuck the power before launching it in the crowd and nine-year-old caught it. Is that a story? That's awesome. That's so funny.
The fact that, I don't know who tried to make it, someone made a story in Adelaide, like this guy, he shouldn't be running the footy. I reckon that's so good how much he hates the power that he's running. Fuck the power. Brashelly hates the man. Yeah, hates him more than anyone. To piss off the coaching staff as well. Yeah, the teeth thing. Ryan fucked the power on footies and just launched it.
Nine-year-old caught it and went, granddad, what does fuck the power mean? And then the granddad must have complained and it was a whole thing. He called you out too. He said you can't do that celly. Oh, me? Yeah, he said you wouldn't know how to do it. I don't. So he's right. There we go. It's old town. It's old town. It was a Crows fan that caught it, wasn't it? Yeah.
Yeah, the nine-year-old girl. That's all right. That's all right. Probably she's going to learn it eventually. It's that hatred for the power. So Phil Thorpe's out of form, came back, out of form massively. I think he's got a really lingering bad back issue. Is that correct? Yeah. He wasn't training all last week and then was just doing laps. Yeah. There's too much golf going on in Adelaide.
Too much golf. Is he a golfer? I don't know. Is he? Yeah, they need to chill out in the golf swing. Wouldn't you just play Tex? Because Adelaide have the bye next week, don't they? Is that right? I'm not sure, potentially. But they played Toby Murray. Toby Murray's there just for cover for McAndrew. Yeah. Adelaide have a bye next week. Text played in the sample, didn't he? Yeah, he will.
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