Yornir
speaker
252 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Yornir’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh god, this is really fucking dumb, but...
I will say...
Ah, shit. And I'm going to wave my hand, and you'll see Taishan is bloody and battered, and he's going, and he's going to swell and slowly shift. He's going to explode into a, we'll say like a right whale. Or no, we'll say sperm whale. Sperm whale's a different stat than a whale. Let me look. Sperm whale is a CR eight creature.
Well, my hope is that it will knock the trolls off and then I can drop concentration on it, is my plan. But we're gonna, we'll see what happens.
Don't do the sperm whale.
It is gargantuan. How many squares is that? That's four by four. That definitely breaks the mast. I'm dead. That smashes the mast. Taishen turns into a four by four creature? Well, I thought the mast was like high up.
Yeah, they're not taller than nine feet. They're just wide. Very long. If it's gonna break the mast, Yornir would know to not do it where it's gonna break the mast.
What, the whale? Oh man, that's funny. Then what I will do is I'm going to walk up here. I'm gonna walk around. Hmm, should I just help the speed? It's an ag. I'm just going to walk up around. I'm going to, because he still has concentration on it, I'm going to cone this way and try to get this guy and that guy.
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23 points of fire damage on a fail or half on a success. To which numbers? Two, three, and five.
Yeah, all three right there.
I'm going to walk. I'm going to try to step away.
Yeah.
He's going to use his last two sorcery points and make a third-level Scorching Ray at... That's funny as fuck, dude. at these guys, and he's gonna use his bonus action to, or that's his bonus action, his action is going to be to Dragon's Breath this guy. So let's do the Dragon's Breath first on number two. He needs to make a dex save.
Fails. Okay. He takes the 19 points of fire damage.
Two. Thank you. Number two. I'm gonna twist this one. Natural 20, gotta get that. Yay! Yay, oh wow. So, that's two hits. Well, their AC is 16. Yep. Eight plus seven is not 16, correct? That's fine, though. That's 15. And that hits. So one miss is four hit. Is that four hits? Yeah. Well. Okay, that's one, two, what is it? Scorching Ray. One, two, four, nine points of fire damage to number three.
Yep. I will do the crit. 17 points of fire damage to number three. Nice.
And that's 13 more points of fire damage to number three.
And then... And six? 13 more points of fire damage to number three. Oh, wow, okay. So I Dragon Burst on this guy, Scorching Rain on that guy. And pass my turn.
Tyshen is super weak, if that would affect their decision to go to Scrims.
I'm at 56 as well, but that's proportionally more for my headphones. Hell yeah. Probably Yornir, then. Probably Yornir.
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