Yornir
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252 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Yornir’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So he's gonna stay prone.
What's sunscorch? Hold on.
My arcane focus! He's going to raise his hand up and say, he'll fucking die! And he's going to shoot. At a fourth level, he's going to catch Scorching Ray. Fuck yeah, let's go! Which is normally second level, which is three rays, but this'll be five rays. Yeah. So that's five attacks. Suddenly Sugar Ray starts playing. Put your arms around me, baby Put your arms around me, baby
So they all hit. Oh, so that's... Bunga bunga, ouch! This guy smoked. That's five hits. Yeah, he's tested. Oh no!
No, the whole thing burns away, right? Thank you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it burned away. So not those squares burn away, the whole thing burns away. I'll take it. I see, I see, I see, I see. Five, nine, 10, 11, 12, 17, 20, 26, 28, 30, 34, 37 plus 25. 37, you watch these scorching rays. No, it's like 62.
That's amazing. What a fun, fun turn. Now it's your and yours turn. Oh, fuck! Yep, you gotta go two in a row, baby. I'm gonna walk up here.
I'm just gonna have a real easy turn. I'm gonna breathe fire, because he's still concentrating on it, and I don't think Scorching Ray has concentration. No, it is not. It is not. So I'm going to breathe fire on that fella there. Oh, how about this? I'm gonna use metamagic to make that spell that I just cast a bonus action so he can dash and get the rest of it. That's what I'm gonna do. Nice.
I love sorcerers.
What if you can Rubik's Cube their brains? Dex save on troll two. 15 points of damage, or half if they succeed.
If he's about to succeed, he's gonna get a dex save.
And then bonus action, he's going to... But that was fire damage, correct? That was fire damage. Okay. I think he's going to hold off on spending another spell slot. Are you looking really wounded? Is anyone looking really wounded? No. No, no, no, I'm good. I got chunked, but not that chunked. I have 69 health.
Nice. Nice. He's going to bonus action Healing Word Barlow's. Oh. Just a little something-something.
Just a little something-something.
Well, how much do you think? I'm sorry. A five. It was bad. Not bad!
Is, yeah, that's gonna hit. I'm going to use my reaction on the second one. Okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this feature. It's an amazing feature. This is the best fucking feature. You guys play the same subclass even, right? We do.
So now all of that is halved, so 12 plus five is, so five is, that's two, and then 12 points is six.
That's correct. Athletics. You're advantaged, because you're raging.
Mace isn't here, so I can make fun of him. That's all in good fun. Athletics, you say? Let's do some Jorgrim of Moots and chat. Yeah. I'm going to just do one twist, just to be safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we have them. This guy's dead. He exploded in the fire.
Oh yes, of course I can. Dexterity saving throw. I would be honored. Top of the round, Tyshen, what are you doing? I'd love to burn them alive. Jesus Christ.
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