Young Jeffrey

It's the radio segment that's all about preserving national landmarks.

They just have to make them more youthful so that young people can get into them.

So this summer, don't be surprised to see Lady Liberty rocking a crop top and a lower back tat that says freedom.

It's all thanks to laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other torch-bearing baddies just don't.

I hope she's actually holding a big gulp instead of a torch.

Oh, that'd be way better.

This first laser story is out of the happiest place on Earth.

Hey, Disney!

57-year-old Leslie Helen Varley walked into a Disney World restaurant with a large group, but was told they could not all sit together at the same table.

Party's too big.

Now, the server did guarantee that they could do two tables close to each other.

Apparently, that wasn't good enough for Leslie, who then demanded those tables be pushed together.

Leslie, I can tell you half of your party doesn't want to sit at your same table.

Yeah, seriously.

Imagine going to Disney with this lady.

The manager said that wasn't an option, and that's when Leslie lost it and allegedly grabbed both shoulders of the woman and physically moved her out of the way.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yeah, that's not going to get you any help.