Zach Galifianakis

You met Zach Wingate at Cafe Grinnell.

There is no perfect past, but there is also no exclusively negative past, because humans are going to human.

That's what we do.

I think the story of America is the struggle of people who have not been included in the promise of America to expand those principles to include more people.

OK, so I'm just going to be a jerk here because I'm a historian.

So we have to have a prologue explaining, you know, we the people.

So you're talking about a foundational document.

So I'm building a document that will protect American democracy.

Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I feel Zach Galifianakis about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

I have to say, I feel up, Zach Galifianakis.

What would you like one to do when you enter a room?

It seems insincere.

Whoa, look at that guy.

Yeah, that's the real me.

Did you guys get my sizzle reel?

I sent it over.

You got your sazzle reel.

Why are you resentful?

I know you joke about it, but I do think there's a tinge.

Oh, it's all real.