Zach Justice

I was going to make a simile joke before you just let it out, and you kind of ruined everything I was going in. So sorry. So sorry I ruined your simile joke. I still think SEAL team simile worked. That was good. I like that. Oh, yeah. I'm surprised you can drive, too. What? I'm looking at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking at me? Yeah. Why can't I drive?

There was a common R word that was used back in 05 a lot. Oh, my gosh. The person that was on the phone was surprised you could drive because he said you're a... Wow. Oh, also, Alyssa faked, oh, if you're watching, what's your mom and dad's name? Dorothy. Dorothy and?

There was a common R word that was used back in 05 a lot. Oh, my gosh. The person that was on the phone was surprised you could drive because he said you're a... Wow. Oh, also, Alyssa faked, oh, if you're watching, what's your mom and dad's name? Dorothy. Dorothy and?

There was a common R word that was used back in 05 a lot. Oh, my gosh. The person that was on the phone was surprised you could drive because he said you're a... Wow. Oh, also, Alyssa faked, oh, if you're watching, what's your mom and dad's name? Dorothy. Dorothy and?

What was your audition? Yeah, what did you audition?

What was your audition? Yeah, what did you audition?

What was your audition? Yeah, what did you audition?

What monologue?

What monologue?

What monologue?

I know the joke that you're trying to make. You were trying to shoehorn that joke into something else earlier.

I know the joke that you're trying to make. You were trying to shoehorn that joke into something else earlier.

I know the joke that you're trying to make. You were trying to shoehorn that joke into something else earlier.

I wouldn't look up Susan Boyle because this is going to hurt your feelings.

I wouldn't look up Susan Boyle because this is going to hurt your feelings.

I wouldn't look up Susan Boyle because this is going to hurt your feelings.

Yeah. That's bullying. And like immediately I was able to give an example of that. And also I was fat growing up. I got bullied for that. Now look at me, 18%, probably less now. Let's just admit you couldn't frequent that quadratic formula and you just wanted to go dance with your little tight friends.

Yeah. That's bullying. And like immediately I was able to give an example of that. And also I was fat growing up. I got bullied for that. Now look at me, 18%, probably less now. Let's just admit you couldn't frequent that quadratic formula and you just wanted to go dance with your little tight friends.

Yeah. That's bullying. And like immediately I was able to give an example of that. And also I was fat growing up. I got bullied for that. Now look at me, 18%, probably less now. Let's just admit you couldn't frequent that quadratic formula and you just wanted to go dance with your little tight friends.

No, yeah, but that one wasn't really that bad. I think you've told this story before on the podcast, but it was like you were running to the bus or something.