Zach Justice
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1,681 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 6d ago
Zach Justice’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I know the joke that you're trying to make. You were trying to shoehorn that joke into something else earlier.
I wouldn't look up Susan Boyle because this is going to hurt your feelings.
Yeah. That's bullying. And like immediately I was able to give an example of that. And also I was fat growing up. I got bullied for that. Now look at me, 18%, probably less now. Let's just admit you couldn't frequent that quadratic formula and you just wanted to go dance with your little tight friends.
No, yeah, but that one wasn't really that bad. I think you've told this story before on the podcast, but it was like you were running to the bus or something.
You were running to catch up with a friend, and some guy off in the distance says, run, fat ass, run. And are we even sure he was talking about you?
How are we sure?
Yeah.
And you still couldn't get up all in this gush. Wait. Fifth or sixth grade. I probably wouldn't. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably wouldn't do that. There was one embarrassing time. So he's a good friend now. Who? You always speak of these friends. I've never heard you talk to anyone but us for the last six years. His name's Eric. Anyway. Eric? Yeah.
When's the last time you talked to Eric? Maybe a couple weeks ago. About? Yeah. Uh, music, dude, I know it was a bad conversation, so let's go anyway. No, he, there is one time. This is so embarrassing. This is like one of my most embarrassing moments. So he, like we were all part of the same friend group and he would like, uh, bully me a lot.
And at the time it would kind of like get on my nerves, you know? And I remember complaining about it to my mom one time. And she was like, Oh, he just says that, uh, I think you're cute. No, he just says that. Cause he's like, you know, dealing with stuff himself. Like he's not happy with himself.
And then I remember there was one time where he was teasing me and I got so fed up that I said that to him. Like I stood up and I was like, the only reason you're making fun of me is because you're not happy with yourself. Oh, I was, I was young. We're like, we were still in elementary school. I can see him going, dude.
It was the classic movie moment where, and this was like in front of everybody too. And I, They were all silent for like five seconds. And then just laughter erupted. And I had to get out of there. I ran. I ran away. What was his name? Eric. Well, listen here, Eric.
Shut up. And that's pretty much what happened. Did you go home and tell your mom? I bet your mom was like. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was one of the most disappointing and embarrassing moments in my life. What did your mom say? Oh, she was just like, she was like, why would you tell him that? That's just something, you know, internally you don't vocalize that.
Yeah. She's like, you gotta get you an art school. I just can't keep it. But I stayed in the same school.
Yeah, but this is worth it. Alyssa, I'm at work.
Love you. Neighborhood. Bye. I think your mom bullied you. You should have changed households. You should have went into the foster system and you're like, well, this is actually not bad.
They didn't choose one yet.
That means they chose a new.
There is a new Pope, yeah.
What?
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