Zach Justice
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1,681 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 6d ago
Zach Justice’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Are they really? Yeah. So I'll see you there.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Let's go for a golden glow. We are now. Hey, we are. I is. But did he tell you about the text snafu, the joke that he wanted to make to the girl when he was like the day before the date?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, you said you didn't have the name of the song. The original text he wanted to send was, I thought I... The only song that I sing is the one that Trump and the J6 rioters made.
Exactly. And he also prefaced that he had a Southern accent. And then that's why she said that she wanted to sit there silently and just listen to his accent. Right.
You went to these jabronis? Yeah, and they were all telling me no. Me, Alyssa, and Anderson were all saying no, don't send it. Because the thing is, with text, your tone of voice is not always portrayed through text, right? Because it completely depends on how the person reads it. There was a voice memo on the table. That was discussed. Oh. Was it? I don't remember. I thought about it.
Well, it was not discussed openly. We did not talk about the voice memo.
So she said, she said, if I got that in a text, I'd be scared. I'd be scared. Uh, well first she goes, I don't want to assume anybody's political ideology, but if I got that in a text, I'd be scared. But if you like, you told that to me in person and it was kind of funny. Right. And so that was, she didn't say it was kind of funny.
So that was, that was the whole basis of our argument is like saying it's similar archetype to the woman.
So then Skylar goes ahead and sends it anyway. Well, he looks up what the name of the song is and it's, what is it?
Okay. So funny. So then we started talking. We're like, with the name of the song, it's a little bit better. And also the name J6 Prison Choir is kind of funny as an artist name. So he sends a text anyway. And then it's just like silence from the girl for like 30 minutes. And Skylar's sitting there the whole time. He starts getting really nervous. He's like tapping the table, shaking his leg.
He's like, I shouldn't have sent that. I shouldn't have sent that. And then Andy, he goes, he goes, you know, the service has really become a little lackluster. It's really taken a dive. That'll happen. She legitimately, I don't think talk to us for the rest of the night. She just, she just came up and was like, here's your check. And then we put like all of our cards and she goes split it.
And we're like, yeah. But before she was like joking and, you know, actually like conversational,
Oh, yeah. She finally messaged back.
She was like, perfect. That was the only one I was going to request. Oh, hell yeah. You're all in.
You're giving a tree climbing test to a giraffe.
Yeah, yeah. Obviously, it's a joke. That's the thing is some people don't have that like capability to understand that sense of humor. Like, you know, satire. It's the same people that get mad at like when you make a joke or something, you know, and you go, it's obviously satire. Like people, the comprehension, the comprehensive thinking skills is kind of gone.
Oh, call her, call her, call her. Oh, yeah. Do you remember what to say?
Yeah.
Okay, when she calls back, just interrupt us no matter what we're talking about. I'm reluctant to say that Jared used to be the fattest out of all of us, and now he's 18% body fat.
And one of the main ways he did it was with FitBot. Sure. FitBod is a workout app that's like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And in fact, I've been using FitBod since before I even moved to LA, which at this point is like six years. I have over 1700 workouts in FitBod.
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