Zach Lowe

As Brian Windhorst, our friend always says, if you win a championship, every trade's good.

Every trade's an A plus, every trade's fine.

And so like, here's a series that's kind of tailor-made for you to, you don't have to score 22 points.

You don't have to run as many pick and rolls as you did in Brooklyn.

That guy, fine.

Be Phoenix, be Phoenix McHale Bridges and play the best defense you played as a Knick and get us 14 points a game.

And like, we're all going to be happy.

Alvarado and Embiid are going to have a moment at some point in the season where Alvarado is just going to be like annoying him.

Embiid's going to be like, what is this thing down here that's annoying me?

I don't like it.

And Jose Alvarado is going to get all offended by it.

That's going to happen.

Jalen Brunson has not been averse to the occasional head snap flop either.

Yeah.

I mean, and the crowd reactions will be awesome.

And every player will act as if they definitely didn't flop.

And I just want people to start using the flop sign more often because I think it's really fun.

Let's bust it out.

I loved Embiid.

talking shit to the fans in Boston during the game, telling them to be quiet.