Zach (Zaz)

I thought shoes just fly off like in car acts, like when you get hit by a car.

Really?

I'm not joking about that.

I didn't know that that's a thing.

A lot of times when you're in public spaces like that and they are doing compressions, a lot of times they're just doing it for show so people think the person's still alive.

Really?

No way.

The chest compressions are freaking me out.

So paramedics go to acting school?

If you've got somebody dead, there's a bunch of people around you.

You don't want people thinking, oh my, that person's already dead.

You want to keep the compression.

Nothing calms me like chest compressions.

compressions nothing comes you like the idea oh this person still has a chance as opposed to he just died compressions i'm like so when they when they put like a oxygen mask and put them on the part i don't know all that i'm just saying the part with the chest compressions you want to make it look like there's at least some chance that this person's still alive and that's happening like until everybody leaves the area like if it's at a sporting event it's like we got to keep doing chest compressions all right guys go ahead now he's fine

Imagine catching a guy.

It's like, he's clearly faking.

He's not even doing anything.

It happened to me.

I was at a parade in Chicago, a pride parade several years ago, and there was a gentleman behind us.

It was a big crowd, heat stroke and, like, older age, whatever, and they were giving him compressions, and AJ looked back, and he studied the guy for a bit, and, like, they stopped for a second, and then they kept going, and he's like, oh, that guy's dead.