Zack Wickham

I've sold plasma before, you know, just for, you know, the extra, you just do what you got to do to make every single end meet. Actually, when Jasmine and I lived together in this apartment, um, we almost started something called ratchet kitchen.

I've sold plasma before, you know, just for, you know, the extra, you just do what you got to do to make every single end meet. Actually, when Jasmine and I lived together in this apartment, um, we almost started something called ratchet kitchen.

We were going to do like a YouTube show called ratchet kitchen because we were both so incredibly poor for like, it was like the first or the first eight months of the pandemic, um, And we would come home. Number one, we would use reward apps and try to just get an extra chicken sandwich or whatever.

We were going to do like a YouTube show called ratchet kitchen because we were both so incredibly poor for like, it was like the first or the first eight months of the pandemic, um, And we would come home. Number one, we would use reward apps and try to just get an extra chicken sandwich or whatever.

But then we would come home and all we would have left is like pickle juice, noodles, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, whatever. And then we would just be drunk and just like make some concoction. And that's what we were going to eat that night.

But then we would come home and all we would have left is like pickle juice, noodles, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, whatever. And then we would just be drunk and just like make some concoction. And that's what we were going to eat that night.

the drunken chefs we've all been there drunken chefs you gotta improvise you know so you know i've i've eaten my fair share of pickle or buttered noodles that i'm i just i powered through we've paid our dues we've paid our dues now zach am i or am i not an ally Oh, you're a capital A ally. Actually, though, and I always tell Kristen.

the drunken chefs we've all been there drunken chefs you gotta improvise you know so you know i've i've eaten my fair share of pickle or buttered noodles that i'm i just i powered through we've paid our dues we've paid our dues now zach am i or am i not an ally Oh, you're a capital A ally. Actually, though, and I always tell Kristen.

I always tell Kristen that, okay, so I get her out two times a year, my birthday and Pride. Those are the two times where I can guilt her to come out with me. Yeah. And this year on pride, she was like, her daughter will be born. Um, we thought like at a certain day or whatever. And I was like, Oh, perfect.

I always tell Kristen that, okay, so I get her out two times a year, my birthday and Pride. Those are the two times where I can guilt her to come out with me. Yeah. And this year on pride, she was like, her daughter will be born. Um, we thought like at a certain day or whatever. And I was like, Oh, perfect.

So you'll be, she's actually an ally because she like, you're going to be able to go to pride. And she's like, absolutely not. I'm not going to pride. I'm like, okay, this is the one year I'll give you a pass. But previously, if she doesn't show up, I'm like, if you don't show up, I'm going to take your ally card and I'm going to burn it and you will never see it again. What? Yeah.

So you'll be, she's actually an ally because she like, you're going to be able to go to pride. And she's like, absolutely not. I'm not going to pride. I'm like, okay, this is the one year I'll give you a pass. But previously, if she doesn't show up, I'm like, if you don't show up, I'm going to take your ally card and I'm going to burn it and you will never see it again. What? Yeah.

You can take the ally card back? Gays can. Anybody in our community can take the ally card in any time we want. And if you want to get it back, what is it, a 10-question test or something? No, it's a point system. So you have to do enough points. Quiz me. No, it's not quiz. You have to do, it's work-based. So you have to buy a certain amount of gay shots. You have to attend your friends.

You can take the ally card back? Gays can. Anybody in our community can take the ally card in any time we want. And if you want to get it back, what is it, a 10-question test or something? No, it's a point system. So you have to do enough points. Quiz me. No, it's not quiz. You have to do, it's work-based. So you have to buy a certain amount of gay shots. You have to attend your friends.

You have to attend a gay person or a person in the LGBT community's stand-up comedy or improv show. I get it. You know what I mean? And then you get points based on that and then you can get your allyship back. But once you lose it, though, it's hard to get back. Yeah. I feel like I'm pretty knowledgeable in general.

You have to attend a gay person or a person in the LGBT community's stand-up comedy or improv show. I get it. You know what I mean? And then you get points based on that and then you can get your allyship back. But once you lose it, though, it's hard to get back. Yeah. I feel like I'm pretty knowledgeable in general.

No, I mean, that's why I say you're flying in the day of pride and still going to make it out. And that's a true ally.

No, I mean, that's why I say you're flying in the day of pride and still going to make it out. And that's a true ally.

Well, actually.

Well, actually.