Zane

Hi, my name is Zane. I'm an 18-year-old. And I am... Horror is one of my special interests, so I'm super excited to be here.

Demure. Demure. Very demure.

Death to them. Kill them.

That's Louisiana for you.

Are people really gonna pay $65 a day? Even Disneyland only charges 85, and there you get access to two parks.

Come on, man. I'm not an artist. I'm an engineer.

Yeah, I fucking do.

I'll read it again. Yeah, I fucking do.

What?

Oh, God. Okay, I'm trying.

If I could, I would, I swear. I'll do the sound. Please, God, I can't.

We're trying here. We're not professionals.

I'm doing my best, I swear. Yes, Captain. All we're interested in is the projected Roy and more importantly, which rides have passed safety inspection.

Renegade Falls?

Damn, shit!

It's boring as hell. I helped design something similar for Disneyland Hong Kong. We put it in Fantasyland for fuck's sake.

Hell yes, brother. Nice.

Look, at least both of y'all said it once.

Look, at least both of y'all said it once today, at least. We got Hunter at the beginning and Isaiah later, so we got once.

Yeah! Going on rides.

Twice.

Abel Biscuit.

I'm ready to move on. Anybody want to ride again? No.

You really want to ride mayhem after we eat?

Oh, that was so in tune.

You sure you don't want to go, Char? It's awesome. It's awesome. It's awesome. It's great. It's awesome. It's amazing. It's so good that I'm dizzy still. I can't speak.

Hey, do you guys know what track B is?

No, that's called a transfer track. Track B has to be something else.

Look, if track B exists, then even the most incompetent engineers would have found it during an inspection.

Mario Kart mirror race.

Tyler! Fuck! Fuck! He fell out! Fuck! He fell! He's dead, man! He's dead! He hit the track down there!

Which track are we connected to?

Where does green go?

Can you see which track ends where?

Your brain shuts down and you go out slowly.

No, choose the hole in the floor. It's possible it drops down into another cavern like this. There might be more track, which means more time to figure out how to live.

I don't want to die like this, and at least it's a chance.

Atta boy, Mark. You gonna car crash us?

If anyone survives, they're gonna have serious whiplash. Yeah, I hear it's peaceful towards the end.

Push it before it chooses for us!

Yes, hello. Can you hear me?

Good. How about you?

And my question is, how could I get involved with the upcoming governor election in Virginia?

Right now, the lieutenant governor is running.

Hello. I'm 20 years old, and I have a lot of younger friends, and I'm wondering how to get them involved in politics.